Carmax Burns For Big Boys Only

[knowlez]

CHALKY YOU CRAZY PRICK YOU GOT ME THINKING OF ANOTHER WILD STORY I HAD ALL BUT FORGOT... MY BUDDYS AND I WERE FLYING TO VEGAS FOR THE SUPERBOWL. WELL I GOT HOOKED WITH THIS GIRL ON THE PLANE AND SHE WAS WANTING IT REAL BAD. I AINT LYING I WAS WANTING TO CRACK HER COOKIE PRETTY BAD TOO. BUT HERE GOES. WE GET OUR SELVES IN THE SHITTER AND IAM TRYING TO GET MY TWANGER IN HER BUT SHE IS SO GOD TIME TIGHT I THOUGHT FUCK I AINT GOING TO GET THIS DONE. I ALSO HAD A BIG WHISKEY HARD ON. THATS WHERE THE CARMAX COMES IN THATS ALL I HAD SO I LUBE HER OLD HOLE UP WITH CARMAX AND SLAM IT IN BOY WAS THATA HELL OF RIDE SHE SQUEALLED LIKE A WILD INDIAN. WE HAD PEOPLE ROARING IN THE AISLE WHEN WE COME OUT OF THE SHIITER MY BUDDYS THINK IAM THE CRAZIEST FUCKER EVER MADE. BUT IS WAS ALOT OF FUN.. LETS HER SOME OTHERS WILD SEX STORIES:D

[PhilJr]

Wait til mbates tells you what he did with his chicken. He's got to lay off the booze.