Many many years ago, on this day.
God was pissed and he said we'd pay.
He was mad at the things we do,
so he cursed us, and gave birth to LSU.......
It wasn't his precious Mothers Fault,
Cause that woman is really sweet...
She didn't know that just 8#'s of flesh,
would turn into 350#'s of meat....
Today he is a different person,
And some things I wish he would stop..
The most important one being,
Exposing others with his damn PhotoShop....
He's kinda like an aggravating hernia,
One day he's out, next day he's in....
He's some damn lovably aggravting,
I don't where to begin.......
He wandered around for many years.
Looking for a place to "Hang his Hat"...
Lo and Behold, I'll be damned--
If the Bastage didn't find Bettors Chat....
He and I instantly hit it off,
Even though we were total Strangers..
Now we're kinda In Separable---
Like Tonto and the Lone Ranger...
He's my podna--friend--consultant,
And I'm very proud to say....
To you LSU Fan my friend--
Have a Wonderful Birthday..........
Love ya pal---kapt
Tell your Mom as I've told her before---she's an angel, and I don't hold it against her for giving birth.......
Take care my good friend---and sorry I don't have a PhotoShop so I can't send an appropriate picture....Love ya Pal...
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