MLB, NBA, NHL, and Arena 4 Saturday

[wayne1218]

MLB (51-43) + $299 or 2.99 UNITS


Montreal (Vazquez) -131

St Louis (Williams) +125

Phil. (Wolf) -109

Oakland (Zito) -125

Seattle (Meche) -132



NBA (143-152)

Detroit +7 1/2

Dallas +5




NHL (108-97)

N.J. +125

Anaheim -125



Arena (28-17)


L.A. -14






:smoking: GOOD LUCK:smoking: :christmas

[knowlez]

WAYNE I WENT TO THE TIT BAR LAST NIGHT. I WAS PRETTY FUCKED UP WHEN I GOT THERE. WELL I GOT MY SELF IN A HELL OF MISS SEE THIS DUDE SITTING BESIDE ME THOUGHT HE BE A SMART ASS HE PUTS A QUARTER ON HIS BEER BOTTLE AND GETS IT REAL HOT WITH HIS CIGARETTE LIGHTER I THOUGHT SHIT THIS FUCKER CRUELER THAN ME WELL BEFORE I KNEW WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON THIS GAL COME OVER SAT DOWN ON IT AND PICKED IT UP WITH HER SNATCH DIDNT SAY A WORD ABOUT WENT ON LIKE NOTHING WAS WRONG. I THOUGHT WOW THAT GAL HAD TO FEEL THAT. WELL ABOUT A HOUR LATER THAT GAL COMES BACK ON STAGE AND SHE HEADS RIGHT OVER IN OUR DIRECTION SHE SITS DOWN ON THIS SAME DUDES LAP AND PROCEEDS TO GIVE HIM A LAP DANCE THEN ALL OF SUDDEN HE SCREAMS OUT WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON AND KNOCKS HER CLEAR OFF HIM I SAID DUDE WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO THAT FOR HE SAID THE CRAZY BITCH JUST PISSED ALL OVER ME. WELL I STARTED LAUGHING LIKE A SON OF ABITCH AND THE CRAZY FUCKER TOOK A BIG OLD SWING AT ME. WELL BY THAT TIME THE BOUNCERS FOUND OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON AND THE WORKED THE DUMB SHIT OVER PRETTY GOOD. WELL WAYNE I STILL HAD FUN GOT YOU AND NUT BOTH A PRIVATE DANCE AND WENT HOME WITH A HELL OF A STORY

:D

[chalkeater]

nice story...why the hell would that guy want to mess up some snatch??? his mom must have been a stripper or hooker and now he hates them! I would have died laughing to see that guy get pissed on! by the way, what the hell kind of strip joint are you going to where girls are taking quarter tips??? sounds like a place memphis would dance:D

[knowlez]

CHALK YEAH ITS KIND OF A DIVE BUT THE GIRLS GET REAL FRIENDLY JUST GOT TO WATCH THEM SOMETIMES THEY DRAG THEIR TEETH I AM STILL HEALING UP..

[chalkeater]

hahahahaha! i love a little pain once in a while! your reds really pulled it over on the brewers last night! Milw should have stuck w/ leskanic who had a good 8th! reds are on a roll! i think they'll sweep milwaukee

[bigjimt]

Wayne spotted at Fleet Center

Late in the game with the outcome all but decided, Antoine Walker had to be restrained from going after a fan behind the bench. Other fans wearing Celtics jerseys attempted to come to Walker's defense, but they nearly incited a melee.

Walker said the same fan had been heckling him for years. The fan, a middle-aged man in a suit and tie, was whisked away by security; Celtics spokesman Bill Bonsiewicz said the team would revoke his season tickets.

"I've been here seven years. He's always got something to say to me, constantly booing me and tell me not to come back... EVER and I just got tired of it,'' Walker said. "I was out of character. I usually just sit there and take his well deserved abuse and really feel badly about that.''

[wayne1218]

knowlez, your fucken on some good shit man:tongue:


Jim, I simply couldn't take it anymore! :D

[casheasy]

Knowlez that is a great story and I know it's true cuz those places are funny. I was at XTC, this local titty bar a few weeks back where a buddy and me were watching this one HOT chick dancing. We were entertained pretty good until this skank came up all jealous and shit. She said we ain't seen nothin yet and called over the hot chick and asked if she'd come back to a private room with me and my pal for a private show. We shelled out $25 each and the girls led us back to the room where they started dancing and makin out. Then the skank gets on top of hottie and pisses all over her. Man the hottie let out a blood curdling scream and the bouncers came back and thought it was us startin shit so we got the fuck outta dodge. Those broads are serious!!!

[knowlez]

CASHEASY I AM GLAD YOU JUST MADE ME LAUGH CAUSE THAT FUCKING CALL ELDRED JUST RUINED MY DAY THE PIECE OF SHIT. NEVER NO WHAT THEM BOUCERS WILL DO EITHER SOMEBODY OUGHT TO SHOVE A TURPENTINED CORN COB UP THAT SKANKS ASS.

[wayne1218]

Boston (Wakefield) -120

S.F. (Rueter) +104

Milwaukee (Sheets) +113

"OVER" 10 1/2 ... Texas / Cleveland ... -105


GOOD LUCK !

[wayne1218]

MLB

"OVER" 9 1/2 ... Anaheim / Toronto ... -130

Anaheim (Ortiz) -168


GOOD LUCK !