Viagra Becarefull How You Use It

[knowlez]

JUST WANTING TO GET SOME COMMENTS ON IT. I GOT A HOLD OF SOME VIAGRA SAMPLES AND FUCK I DONT NEED THEM MY PENCIL STAYS HARD ALL THE TIME. SO I TAKE THEM TO WORK AND GIVE THEM TO THIS OLD GUY ON ARE CREW THAT SAYS HE AINT HAD ENOUGH ENERGY LATELY TO PULL A LIMP DICK OUT OF A LARD JAR. SO I TELL HIM TO TAKE A HALF A PILL WHEN HE GETS HOME AND SUPRISE MOTHER. WELL THE DUMB SHIT TOOK A PILL AND HALF HE CALLED ME AT HOME AND SAID HE HAD A HARD ON ALL DAY AND IT WASNT GETTING ANY BETTER COULDNT GET OUT OF BED AND MOTHER WAS PISSED CAUSE ALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS SCREW AND SHE WAS GETTING SORE. WELL I GET TO WORK THAT NIGHT AND HIS WIFE CALLS ME AND PROCEEDS TO CHEW MY ASS HOW I COULD GIVE HIM A HEART ATTACK AND SHE IS SORE AND HE HAD TO LAY ON HIS BACK ALL DAY AND NIGHT CAUSE HIS PEKER WOULDNT GO DOWN. JUST THOUGHT I WOULD WARN YOU GUYS :D

[casheasy]

[Baseball_Nut]

:D

[kbsooner21]

good shit man

[PhilJr]

Don't give any of that shit to Wes your chicken unless you want a cock that stays up all night.

[knowlez]

PHILJR WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT IDEA I CHOPPED UP A HALF A VIAGRA PILL AND PUT IN HIS CHIKEN FEED AT FIRST I THOUGHT I KILLED THE SON OF BITCH HE JUST STOOD THERE SHAKING. NOW HE IS RUN AROUND THE HOUSE HUMPING EVERY THING OH SHIT HE IS STUCK IN THE PEEOP HOLE OH CHRIST THE OLD LADY IS HOME FUCK WHAT DO I DO SHIT.