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San Francisco at Chicago: Sorry, but when you're quarterback's name is Cody, you're in trouble. Bears 22-10.
Arizona at Detroit: Wow. If you actually take time out of your day Sunday to watch this game you have problems. Spend some time with your kids or something. Be productive! Lions 13, Cardinals 10.
Houston at Indianapolis: The only thing that will bring a smile to Texans' fans is when Paul Tagliabue says, "And with the first pick in the 2006 draft, the Houston Texans select …" Colts 42, Texans 9.
Baltimore at Jacksonville: Watching the Ravens play is kind of like watching your parents fight over money — not fun. Jacksonville 17, Ravens 10.
New England at Miami: Rumor has it that Bill Belichick called both Charlie Weis and Romeo Crennel this week and said "Please, please, please come back to me. I need you!" Dolphins 13, Patriots 10.
Minnesota at New York Giants: The Vikings made possibly the best move of the season this week when they signed those two cheerleaders dumped by the Panthers. I heard what really sold them was a boat ride on one of Minnesota's 10,000 lakes. Giants 24, Vikings 6.
New York Jets at Carolina: Even that crazy fan who gets up on someone's shoulders each game and yells "J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets!" Has given up on this team. Panthers 33, Jets 13.
Kansas City at Buffalo: My mom asked me the other day why I sounded so down. I told her it was because I miss Christian Okoye. She told me to grow up. I hung up the phone. Bills 24, Chiefs 23.
Denver at Oakland: Is it wrong that I laughed last week when I saw a picture of Al Davis using a walker? Broncos 23, Raiders 17.
Who do you think has it worse ... Brett Favre, or the guy married to that big crazy woman featured in last week's episode of Trading Spouses? (VOTE HERE!)
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Green Bay at Atlanta: I don't know who I feel more bad for, Brett Favre or the guy married to that big crazy woman featured in last week's episode of Trading Spouses. Falcons 27, Packers 14.
St. Louis at Seattle: Shaun Alexander scores more often than Ron Jeremy circa 1986. Seahawks 31, Rams 20.
Washington at Tampa Bay: A friend of mine asked me the other day if Cadillac Williams was still in the league. I said I didn't know. Then we talked about something else. Redskins 17, Buccaneers 13.
Cleveland at Pittsburgh: Even I can't pick against the Steelers this week. Steelers 16, Browns 7.
Dallas at Philadelphia: While some people will watch this game with friends, Terrell Owens will watch it alone, while drinking milk, and weeping. Eagles 23, Cowboys 20.
San Francisco at Chicago: Sorry, but when you're quarterback's name is Cody, you're in trouble. Bears 22-10.
Arizona at Detroit: Wow. If you actually take time out of your day Sunday to watch this game you have problems. Spend some time with your kids or something. Be productive! Lions 13, Cardinals 10.
Houston at Indianapolis: The only thing that will bring a smile to Texans' fans is when Paul Tagliabue says, "And with the first pick in the 2006 draft, the Houston Texans select …" Colts 42, Texans 9.
Baltimore at Jacksonville: Watching the Ravens play is kind of like watching your parents fight over money — not fun. Jacksonville 17, Ravens 10.
New England at Miami: Rumor has it that Bill Belichick called both Charlie Weis and Romeo Crennel this week and said "Please, please, please come back to me. I need you!" Dolphins 13, Patriots 10.
Minnesota at New York Giants: The Vikings made possibly the best move of the season this week when they signed those two cheerleaders dumped by the Panthers. I heard what really sold them was a boat ride on one of Minnesota's 10,000 lakes. Giants 24, Vikings 6.
New York Jets at Carolina: Even that crazy fan who gets up on someone's shoulders each game and yells "J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets!" Has given up on this team. Panthers 33, Jets 13.
Kansas City at Buffalo: My mom asked me the other day why I sounded so down. I told her it was because I miss Christian Okoye. She told me to grow up. I hung up the phone. Bills 24, Chiefs 23.
Denver at Oakland: Is it wrong that I laughed last week when I saw a picture of Al Davis using a walker? Broncos 23, Raiders 17.
Who do you think has it worse ... Brett Favre, or the guy married to that big crazy woman featured in last week's episode of Trading Spouses? (VOTE HERE!)
(FOX / FOX Broadcast Network)
Green Bay at Atlanta: I don't know who I feel more bad for, Brett Favre or the guy married to that big crazy woman featured in last week's episode of Trading Spouses. Falcons 27, Packers 14.
St. Louis at Seattle: Shaun Alexander scores more often than Ron Jeremy circa 1986. Seahawks 31, Rams 20.
Washington at Tampa Bay: A friend of mine asked me the other day if Cadillac Williams was still in the league. I said I didn't know. Then we talked about something else. Redskins 17, Buccaneers 13.
Cleveland at Pittsburgh: Even I can't pick against the Steelers this week. Steelers 16, Browns 7.
Dallas at Philadelphia: While some people will watch this game with friends, Terrell Owens will watch it alone, while drinking milk, and weeping. Eagles 23, Cowboys 20.
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