Wednesdays Plays From The Chicken

[mbates]

NBA 24-12 last 36 plays


Philly over 180 1/2
Sac. over 188 1/2

New Jersey over 4 1/2 goals
Dallas over 4 1/2 goals

San Francisco -145
St. Louis -175

GLTA

:hammer: :gun2:

[mbates]

Good Luck tonight Phil Jr. with that case play.

[wayne1218]

GOOD LUCK BATES! As always i wish you and your picks well brother.

[mbates]

Thanks Brother Wayne. I'm knocking the jokes off since we have a couple of ladies at the site now. I can always post my jokes at the Masters. I feel like 5-1 tonight.

[wayne1218]

The jokes added a little "Flavor" to the board i think they should stay. The joke of the day by mbates and it has to include one sports joke.

[mbates]

4 minutes left in the 4th and Philly has scored 4 points in the
quarter????

[1-smrtblnd]

I agree with Wayne. Don't do away with your jokes!! Those that don't want to read them don't have to.

[mbates]

Sports Related

One day while jogging a middle-aged man noticed two tennis balls lying by
the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the
balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way.

Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful
blonde standing next to him smiling.

"What are those big bulges in your running shorts?" she asked.

"Tennis balls," the man said smiling back.

"Wow," said the blonde looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis
*elbow* and the pain was unbearable!"

[wayne1218]

That sucks cause i thought that was going to be easy for you after 3 qts. ...........O.T. maybe?:D

[wayne1218]

7.5 .....

[mbates]

85-85 with 1:54 left - a sports joke above your reply

[wayne1218]

NO O.T. will be needed.

[mbates]

I had to sweat that one out. Now I need some scoring in that hockey game. 3 goals in the 1st. None in the 2nd so far.

[mbates]

Sports Related

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the
doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife
when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows."

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball...stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

[wayne1218]

8.5:tongue: :D :D :tongue: