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A professor at the University of Georgia was giving a lesson on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his class, he asked,"How many people believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raised there hands.
"Well that's a giid start.Out of those who believe in ghosts,do any of you think you have ever seen a ghost?About 40 students raised there hands.
"Thats really good.I'm really glad you take this seriously.Has anyone ever talked to a ghost?3 students raised there hands."tHATS FANTstic.Now let me ask you 1 question further.......
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?
Way in the back a uga redneck raises his hand.The professor takes off his glasses,and says"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture you are the first one that has ever claimed to make love to a ghost.You have to come up here and tell us of your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and made his way to the podium.When he reached the front of the room the professor asked ,"So please tell us what its like to have sex with a ghost."
He replied,"SHIIIIT! From way bacdk thar i thought you said "GOATS.
jerry
To get a feel for his class, he asked,"How many people believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raised there hands.
"Well that's a giid start.Out of those who believe in ghosts,do any of you think you have ever seen a ghost?About 40 students raised there hands.
"Thats really good.I'm really glad you take this seriously.Has anyone ever talked to a ghost?3 students raised there hands."tHATS FANTstic.Now let me ask you 1 question further.......
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?
Way in the back a uga redneck raises his hand.The professor takes off his glasses,and says"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture you are the first one that has ever claimed to make love to a ghost.You have to come up here and tell us of your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and made his way to the podium.When he reached the front of the room the professor asked ,"So please tell us what its like to have sex with a ghost."
He replied,"SHIIIIT! From way bacdk thar i thought you said "GOATS.
jerry
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