BEFORE YOU BET ANY FOOTBALL GAME>>REMEMBER THE 7 STEPS TO LOSING

[Spark]

7 Steps to Losing

Here are 7 ways to ensure that you will lose (be in the red) at sports wagering. There are several others but if you stick with these 7 you will be able to lose on a consistent basis

1• Always bet more than you can afford to lose. This is probably the best way of all to get rid of unwanted assets. Gamble with the rent money or the grocery money

2• Bet on all the games and keep changing the sizes of your bets. Increasing your wagers when losing is a sure fire way of losing all your money quickly.

3• Place lots of futures bets, parlays and teasers. Anybody will win now and then if they place these types of bets but will lose a lot over the long run..

4• Only gamble when you are tired, drunk or trying to impress someone..

5• Pay for advice from touts who claim to win at least 70% to 90% on all their picks against the spread. If one could do that they would be very rich in a matter of a couple of months. Believe them and purchase their 10,000 star locks or T.V. game of the month.

6• Always bet according to your hunches and superstitions. Bet teams that are "due" or bet more on the days you feel "lucky"..

7• Never read books or articles on sports wagering. Never keep records or do research. Don't waste your time searching for the best line..

Enjoy the 2005 & 2006 Football Season

[moondog22]

p.s. bet all of Jim Feist plays

[Kaptain]

one missing----sure way to lose


always bet with your heart.....Being bias, predjudice, and betting on your Alumni will cost you a fortune...It fogs your ability to use common sense...kapt

[Spearit]

Another is always always bet more when you are pissed off, have family problems, job sucks, someone is controlling you, you got to leave now and get all these bets in, you haven't been laid in weeks (most common- testosterone high), and mentioned -you had a few drinks or tokes.

[Ldawg]

Wow Spark I'm impressed.... actually a Non-Useless thread !!


Love ya man, don't go changin' ..... fo' me !!!

[keawe]

Dam it, wish I saw these steps earlier in my life!!lol
Thanks for the reminder Spark!!!!!!

If you don't mind I'd like to add somemore........

Always chase what your down the weekend, on Monday night.

And this is something I believe in so much, it's my quote....sometimes it's what you played, not what you didn't...so bet all the games you want, especially because it's the only game on today!!!!!!

[10DimeBry]

I've definately never gambled with grocery money before. Its way too important!!!!

[bhs4life]

I've definately never gambled with grocery money before. Its way too important!!!!

or buffet $ we agree

[Spark]

bump

[vondie]

Always chase what your down the weekend, on Monday night.

4• Only gamble when you are tired, drunk or trying to impress someone..

HAHA I LOVE IT!

I guess this could also be filed under the sad but true column. Seriously though...They wouldn't have a monday night game if it wasn't there for chasing down a bad weekend!

[10DimeBry]

4• Only gamble when you are tired, drunk or trying to impress someone..

no wonder why we always lose.


signed,

screwtape
&
kbsooner