AMBER ALERT-MY GERBiLS MISSING

[WayneChung]

ANYONE SEEN FACTSMAN? damn richard gere clone!!

[WayneChung]

bump by marv

i miss my little fuzzy friend chung-he use to lick on me while you were passed out-THAT FUCKING FACTSMAN-im taking a razor blade to his ass and get my buddy back!! marvin..

[KUELKAT]

Very funny!!! I was just thinking about that this morning for some strange reason, just how dumb he feels after that comment and then LOSING his ass!

[Kaptain]

FactsMan made a statement
He thought to be true
Well, appears he was wrong
He now knows what he has to do

It may be a lil painful
But the pain won't last
Appears that the time has come
For him to stuff a Gerbil "up his ass"

I would appreciate it FactsMan
If you wouldn't do it just yet
Cause it appears our friend Chung
Has lost his favorite Gerbil Pet

Gerbils are cute lil creatures
but they are not known to last
The odds aren't very good
He'll survive up your "Hairy" ass

So to be fair to Chung
and to the rest of the world
How about foregoing a Gerbil
and go get yourself a "squirrel"

You made the statemnt in Public
So theres no "ifs" "ands" or "buts"
You can be safe inserting the "Squirrel"
If you can get him past your "nuts"

Upon insertion, do it really fast
So the Squirrel doesn't get "Hung"
Then you're paying off your bet
Without hurting poor old WayneChung

You'll lern to not make statements
Quite exactly like those,
Or will the next one be:
Suck up an "Elephant Terd"---thru your nose

FactsMan---I was anxiously awaiting
The famed "up your ass" "Gerbil" day
Now I think you should take more caution
On what you have to say


Best to ya.... Kapt