Press Release …. Ronald Jeremy’s Campaign Officially Underway !!!!

[10DimeBry]

seriously, who besides me needs an agent to represent them on this site?

[CoverBoy]

Mr. Dime Bry

LSU Fan Jimmy for one .....

SPARK

R WALL

YOU ALL DO !!!

I'm a Colossal Asshole but I'm spoken for.

Ronald is the only candidate who does not need one but he went out and got THE VERY BEST corner man in the business. And let me tell you I don't come cheap either. Did he overpay ? Certainly he did .... WHY ? Because he's an ASSHOLE.

[ChuckLazar]

LSU Fan Jimmy for one .....

SPARK

R WALL

YOU ALL DO !!!

I'm a Colossal Asshole but I'm spoken for.

Ronald is the only candidate who does not need one but he went out and got THE VERY BEST corner man in the business. And let me tell you I don't come cheap either. Did he overpay ? Certainly he did .... WHY ? Because he's an ASSHOLE.

Your almost as good as Phil Steele!!

[CoverBoy]

Chuck

"Youre almost as good as Phil Steele!!"

Thanks Chuck I'm flattered . lol

[RJeremy]

YOU !!! ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR ????? DON'T MAKE US LAUGH

Anyone can be an asshole for an hour , day, or even a month . However in order to be dubbed the prestigious title of ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR one must be an asshole

24/7


Mr. Dime Bry you are merely a part - time ass clown and with all due respect you do show flashes of brilliance at being one ... BUT .... most certainly you will be unable to keep up the rigorous pace which Mr. Jeremy will set.

Remember Pal .... WHEN IT COMES TO BEING AN ASSHOLE ... RONALD JEREMY IS RELENTLESS !!!

THIS is a great post!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RJeremy]

WTF are you talking about. Your scared cause you know i have a legit shot at winning. Wait til my campaign manager KBsooner and my agent Jmarty show up. Will see who's withdrawling then BITCH!!!!

Let's be serious here!!!!

Did David beat Goliath? YES
Did the US beat Russia in the 1980 Olympics in Hockey? YES
Did a no name named Birdie Kim win the U.S. Women's Open? YES
Did a no good fat thug named Buster Douglas give Mike Tyson his first loss? YES
















Do you have a shot at beating Ronald Alawishes Jeremy III for Asshole of the YEAR?






FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[10DimeBry]

Let's be serious here!!!!

Did David beat Goliath? YES
Did the US beat Russia in the 1980 Olympics in Hockey? YES
Did a no name named Birdie Kim win the U.S. Women's Open? YES
Did a no good fat thug named Buster Douglas give Mike Tyson his first loss? YES
















Do you have a shot at beating Ronald Alawishes Jeremy III for Asshole of the Month?






FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your are correct jackass, I dont have a shot at beating you for "Asshole of the Month". But I do plan on beating you for "asshole of the year" you dumbass!!!

[CoverBoy]

Ronald

Of course MR. DIME BRY has no shot. ... that's why you're paying me.

My role is to make certain that you not only win but win in such a one sided, landslide, blow out fashion that from then on you will be considered the benchmark , the yardstick, the STANDARD, if you will , BY WHICH ALL OTHER ASSHOLES WILL BE MEASURED.

A VOTE FOR RONALD JEREMY IS A NOT ONLY A VOTE FOR COMMITMENT , IT IS A VOTE FOR DEDICATION AND PERSEVERANCE .... AND A VOTE FOR FLATULENCE.

[RJeremy]

I just got off the phone with the White House and have 100% backing from the 1 and only Mr. George Bush!!!!!!

[RJeremy]

I can't believe the publicity this is causing!!!!

I just got off the phone with TIME magazine........they want a piece of the action too.

CB, keep up on all this!!!

[CoverBoy]

Only the Beginning, my friend ... we have only just begun.

[10DimeBry]

please i'm going to win. just wait

[CoverBoy]

A Message From Ronald And Staff

http://home.mn.rr.com/t1camp1/Focus.swf

[10DimeBry]

that was lame

[Lsufan]

CoverBoy And Ronald

Ronald is the only candidate who does not need one but he went out and got THE VERY BEST corner man in the business. And let me tell you I don't come cheap either. Did he overpay ? Certainly he did .... WHY ? Because he's an ASSHOLE.

Corner Men? You want to talk about Corner Men? I, my friend, have the best Corner Men in the business. Because of the recent Mutiny aboard the ship, I have picked up the "best of the best" in the Corner Men business. They are....

Kmann - A very well respected member of the BC Family. He is so respected that if he would start telling people it is Easter, they would start dying their eggs.

Rwall - This man can grab and find all the dirt on someone. He is the master of finding all the videos and pictures.

Tigger - The master of speech writing. He's a poet, and doesn't even know it.

MoonDog - He is known as the "Gnat." He just won't go away!!

I, on the other hand, can surely take care of the campaign posters.

So, you see my friend, Ronald is not a "shoe-in" for the AOTY Award. If I and my "Team Of Corner Men" decide to throw my hat in the ring for this award, you guys better buckle your chin straps.