<<DENVER BASEBALL - MONDAY>>

[callyman]

Cadamacaco[/B] .… 4-20 (0.167) ….. (+34.1 Units) 34.1
Mike[/B] …….………... 7-9 (0.438) ….. (+10.2 Units) 10.2
Callyman[/B] …….... 10-8 (0.556) ….. (+8.3 Units) 8.3
PMC25[/B] …………... 8-9 (0.471) ….. (+5.2 Units) 5.2

[Cadamacaco]

5 *s @ (+276) predict that tomorrow's papers will read:

Orioles beat the Yankees (-106); and
Padres beat the Dodgers (-107).

[ChuckLazar]

GL guys!

[MikeS]

bosox / rox 3* +187

[callyman]

Nyy -112 2*

[Lsufan]

Good Luck guys!!!

[Cadamacaco]

It is not wise to bet against the Astros!

bosox / rox 3* +187

Mike S. - I understand that betting against a team who is starting a pitcher named "Wandy" may seem like a good idea, but in this case it is not.

Had you done the proper analysis ([the suckiness of Astros' starting pitcher's first name - absolute value of the crappiness of Rockies] + [1/awesomeness of Astros]) you would have seen that the Rockies, like you, are a sure loser tonight.

If you want any other advice from the the runaway leader of the DENVER BASEBALL contest, please feel free to petition me on bended knee.

After reviewing your blather I will then determine if I feel like answering.

[MikeS]

Ahhh, Crash, you DO make speeches...none of which will ever be confused with anything by Reagan or Martin Luther King, and absolutely none of which make any sense, but speeches nonetheless.

Your blind loyalty to the Astros only reinforces your well-deserved reputation as having roughly zero baseball knowledge. You surged into this lead by stepping in shit twice while I was gone but in no time flat you'll blow about 8-9 straight 4* games and be back in the RED.

[MikeS]

And by the way, Conman, what's up with the way you're pasting in the standings?? You got half the bolding, added an extra column that doesn't belong, etc...

[Cadamacaco]

Mike S - I understand how it makes you feel big to say that I have no baseball knowledge but have you figured out that if what you claim is true then you're losing to me by 24+ units in a game that tests ones understading of baseball becomes rather embarrassing for you to explain?

I'll give you a second to catch up.

... and that's one to grow on!

[Cadamacaco]

Also, before you go off on one of you little pedantic rants about my understanding of English, I would like to say for the record that the "you're" in the above post should read "your."

And, as long as I am writing something here, I would also like to note that Callyman and PMC25 are poo-poo heads.

[kbsooner21]

Best of luck today guys!!

[Kaptain]

GL fellows---kapt

[MikeS]

What is up with Cally and PMC anyway? I disappeared for 10 days and they still do not have many more bets placed than I do...

[BigTicket]

This shit is funny. ("shit is" there could have been spelled shit's)

good luck.