Where's that Newbies thread???

[Kaptain]

Lsu

Spark,

I'm not having a very good time here. I want to be able to laugh a little more. Can you tell me a joke or something?

You sick Bastage---you'd have fun at your own funeral---doubt if you could be still long enough without stirring up some shit...Love ya Pal

[Kaptain]

Lsu

Spark,

I'm not having a very good time here. I want to be able to laugh a little more. Can you tell me a joke or something?

Me too---this week I peed myself 6 times, and Shat my Pants twice by just reading the stuff in this Forum---I think we need to bump up the humor with all these sour pusses here...

[Lsufan]

That's a good idea buddy. I'm going buy a joke book so I can come up with something funny to say

[fleetfox]

Jusy for you Lsufan


How to Impress a WOMAN.............

* Wine her,

* Dine her,

* Call her,

* Hug her,

* Support her,

* Hold her,

* Surprise her,

* Compliment her,

* Smile at her,

* Listen to her,

* Laugh with her,

* Cry with her,

* Romance her,

* Encourage her,

* Believe in her,

* Pray with her,

* Pray for her,

* Cuddle with her,

* Shop with her,

* Give her jewelry,

* Buy her flowers,

* Hold her hand,

* Write love letters to her,

* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.



How to impress a MAN:

* Show up naked
* Bring chicken wings .

Don't block the TV.

[kbsooner21]

So true fleetfox, so true!!

[fleetfox]

For you kmann

Marriage in Heaven

>
> ON THEIR WAY TO GET MARRIED, a young Catholic couple are involved in
> a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the
> Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While
> waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in
> Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I
> don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find
> out", and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two
> months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they
> discussed that IF they are allowed to get married in Heaven, what was
> the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they
> wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month,
> St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he
> informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said
> the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work
> out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced
> with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?"
> asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It
> took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea
> how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

[Spark]

fleet

How is the back buddy???

[RJeremy]

All the Above---plus many more---all have one good thing in common....

" A Sense of Humor"

add a lots of Maturity, tough skin, ability to dish it out and take it, caring for one another, having fun---and you have what some people call a "Circle"---it's easy to get in with any group---just come on in --- say your thing--expect rebutals--be mature and humorous about it---earn each others RESPECT, and we'd all be just one Big Circle---which is what we really are....We're on the inside looking out---they feel they are on the outside looking in, because they don't know how to ring the "DoorBell"...kapt

I don't think any of this is funny!!! We have a member who's feeling's are hurt!

I can't believe I'm gonna get asshole of the month again!!!!

[Lsufan]

One For You Spark!!!!

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into Spark’s house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds Spark & Mrs. Spark in bed. He orders Spark out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the Mrs. Spark to the bed the convict, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, Spark whispers over to his wife: "Listen honey, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

Mrs. Spark quickly responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"

[Spark]

I can't believe I'm gonna get asshole of the month again!!!!

I can

[Lsufan]

Spark, did you see your joke up there, Post 24?

[Spark]

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into Spark’s house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds Spark & Mrs. Spark in bed. He orders Spark out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the Mrs. Spark to the bed the convict, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, Spark whispers over to his wife: "Listen honey, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

Mrs. Spark quickly responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"

hahahaha your goofy!!!!

[10DimeBry]

I can't believe I BET 24K AND LOST ON THE YANKEES LAST MONTH!!!!

Neither Can I RJ.

[10DimeBry]

lsu that was a good joke.....lol

[Lsufan]

lsu that was a good joke.....lol

Thanks buddy. I just got it out of the new joke book I bought. I'm tring to be funny so I can "fit in" around here.