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So I have my tongue up this chick’s ass, right?
Now I don’t have to tell you two what a beautiful thing that is … I mean who better than you knows what I’m talkin bout.
So there I am on my hands and knees goin to town on this Tomato when all of a sudden THE BANK TELLER starts getting on my last fuckin nerve ... that pimply faced , pencil neck , pain in the ass , pest bastid .
“ Next “
" Next "
“ NEXT !!!!! “
NEXT !!!!!!!!
So Dina yells out to this Yo- Yo … “ Hey Pee Wee …. Can’t you see we’re busy over here ? … ( I think her name was Dina though it could have been Deanna or Deidre or Dummy or Dunce … you know what ? WHO CARES ? ) Anyways then she says: “ Give your mouth a rest before I leap over that glass window and put my boot in your eye .“
Meanwhile I’m mindin my own business lickin her belly button from the inside when I feel a tap on my shoulder … then another …. then again.
I turn around and see this geek lookin down at me.
I says to him I says “ You got a problem , Tubby ? “
“Excuuuuussse ME Misssssster “ … he says in a high pitched fruity ass tone …. “ Is thissss the end of tha Lyyyyyne ? “
I said : “ Hey Snapper Head , you touch me one more time and I can guarantee you it will be. “
“ Issss thisssss thaaaaaa ennnnnn “
“Pal “ … ( I slammed on his brakes ) … Tell you what … turn around then that'll put you at the beginning of the line. Then waddle that fat ass of yours on over to the clown behind the window … the one with the clip - on tie … and tell him you want change for a buck. Be sure to mention that we sent you …. OH WAIT .. here …. before you go ….. take this with you” ….. SLAP !!!!
“ Now take off “
You know Guys I just don’t understand people nowadays. NO DAMN RESPECT you know what I mean ? With all the Goddamn Interruptions it took me 3 hours to finish her off. ( She was a classy one ... I had to buy her coffee afterwards.) It's like I’m standing around in line … the babe is in front of me with a short skirt, a thong, and “fuck – me" pumps ... she drops a 20 and bends over. What else was I supposed to do ? . I mean like Don’t throw a Bush or an Ass in my face … Whattya think I’m gonna do ?? … Stare at it ??? ... Talk To It ??? ... NO .... I’M GONNA BANG IT.
It used to be so easy to throw a hump or two into some PUTANA …. anywhere …. at any time ... like at a Little League Game … or in Homeroom …. Or The Opera … The 13th Green at Augusta ... The Frozen Food Department of Wallbaum’s … A Funeral Parlor … Aisles 102 – 126 in Home Depot … AND OH …. my favorite place of all time ….The Saturday Afternoon Confessional … I’m tellin’ ya …. You keep a good hard - on in there … I don’t know why - maybe it’s all the Velvet .
“ Bless me Father For I have …. Uhhhhh …. A DUSH …A DUSH… A DUSH …. MMMMmmmm …. Ooooooooo ….. Ahhhhhhhhhhh … OOOOoooooooo …. AHHHhhhhhhhhhh ….. right there, baby ……. DUSH ….. MMMMmmmmm ….. A Dusssssshh …. Ummmmm …. SINNED ….. Yeah Father I think I Sinned “
“ Why My Son you sound a little out of breath “
“ Nahhhh, Padre, I got this ligament problem over here is all … and oh by the way … before I start … Remember - when you dish out my penance be sure you deduct a prayer off the top … While you were sliding open that wooden window I just completed A Hail Mary ( Touchdown, CB !!! )
I don’t know how I get away with this shenanigins all the time but I have a Theory:
I got an easy life .
I MARRIED MONEY.
Not a human being mind you , but a big - ass stack of fifties and hundreds.
LMAO.
-cb
Now I don’t have to tell you two what a beautiful thing that is … I mean who better than you knows what I’m talkin bout.
So there I am on my hands and knees goin to town on this Tomato when all of a sudden THE BANK TELLER starts getting on my last fuckin nerve ... that pimply faced , pencil neck , pain in the ass , pest bastid .
“ Next “
" Next "
“ NEXT !!!!! “
NEXT !!!!!!!!
So Dina yells out to this Yo- Yo … “ Hey Pee Wee …. Can’t you see we’re busy over here ? … ( I think her name was Dina though it could have been Deanna or Deidre or Dummy or Dunce … you know what ? WHO CARES ? ) Anyways then she says: “ Give your mouth a rest before I leap over that glass window and put my boot in your eye .“
Meanwhile I’m mindin my own business lickin her belly button from the inside when I feel a tap on my shoulder … then another …. then again.
I turn around and see this geek lookin down at me.
I says to him I says “ You got a problem , Tubby ? “
“Excuuuuussse ME Misssssster “ … he says in a high pitched fruity ass tone …. “ Is thissss the end of tha Lyyyyyne ? “
I said : “ Hey Snapper Head , you touch me one more time and I can guarantee you it will be. “
“ Issss thisssss thaaaaaa ennnnnn “
“Pal “ … ( I slammed on his brakes ) … Tell you what … turn around then that'll put you at the beginning of the line. Then waddle that fat ass of yours on over to the clown behind the window … the one with the clip - on tie … and tell him you want change for a buck. Be sure to mention that we sent you …. OH WAIT .. here …. before you go ….. take this with you” ….. SLAP !!!!
“ Now take off “
You know Guys I just don’t understand people nowadays. NO DAMN RESPECT you know what I mean ? With all the Goddamn Interruptions it took me 3 hours to finish her off. ( She was a classy one ... I had to buy her coffee afterwards.) It's like I’m standing around in line … the babe is in front of me with a short skirt, a thong, and “fuck – me" pumps ... she drops a 20 and bends over. What else was I supposed to do ? . I mean like Don’t throw a Bush or an Ass in my face … Whattya think I’m gonna do ?? … Stare at it ??? ... Talk To It ??? ... NO .... I’M GONNA BANG IT.
It used to be so easy to throw a hump or two into some PUTANA …. anywhere …. at any time ... like at a Little League Game … or in Homeroom …. Or The Opera … The 13th Green at Augusta ... The Frozen Food Department of Wallbaum’s … A Funeral Parlor … Aisles 102 – 126 in Home Depot … AND OH …. my favorite place of all time ….The Saturday Afternoon Confessional … I’m tellin’ ya …. You keep a good hard - on in there … I don’t know why - maybe it’s all the Velvet .
“ Bless me Father For I have …. Uhhhhh …. A DUSH …A DUSH… A DUSH …. MMMMmmmm …. Ooooooooo ….. Ahhhhhhhhhhh … OOOOoooooooo …. AHHHhhhhhhhhhh ….. right there, baby ……. DUSH ….. MMMMmmmmm ….. A Dusssssshh …. Ummmmm …. SINNED ….. Yeah Father I think I Sinned “
“ Why My Son you sound a little out of breath “
“ Nahhhh, Padre, I got this ligament problem over here is all … and oh by the way … before I start … Remember - when you dish out my penance be sure you deduct a prayer off the top … While you were sliding open that wooden window I just completed A Hail Mary ( Touchdown, CB !!! )
I don’t know how I get away with this shenanigins all the time but I have a Theory:
I got an easy life .
I MARRIED MONEY.
Not a human being mind you , but a big - ass stack of fifties and hundreds.
LMAO.
-cb
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