URGENT!! Kruise Members Alert!!!

[Lsufan]

Ok fellow shipmates. This may come as a shock to all of you, as it was a shock to me.

After winning our 10* Early POD, I went down below to the ships vault to get a little Rum. On the way there, I noticed that the Kaptain's footlocker was opened. I looked inside, hoping to find the Kaptain's secrets of winning at Major League Baseball.

Well, I found a secret alright!!! And let this be a warning to everyone on board. If the Kaptain happens to ask you to go "down below," you'll be better off just jumping ship!!! And if he enters your sleeping quarters at night, we'll your on your own there.

Here is the secret photo I found in our Kaptain's footlocker...

[Spark]

OMG!!! You are insane ... hahahaha

[irish barber]

princess

[moondog22]

OMG!!!! :eek:

[Lsufan]

I don't think I can drink anymore Rum...

[scla99]

That is so funny.

[Kaptain]

Lsu

Ok fellow shipmates. This may come as a shock to all of you, as it was a shock to me.

After winning our 10* Early POD, I went down below to the ships vault to get a little Rum. On the way there, I noticed that the Kaptain's footlocker was opened. I looked inside, hoping to find the Kaptain's secrets of winning at Major League Baseball.

Well, I found a secret alright!!! And let this be a warning to everyone on board. If the Kaptain happens to ask you to go "down below," you'll be better off just jumping ship!!! And if he enters your sleeping quarters at night, we'll your on your own there.

Here is the secret photo I found in our Kaptain's footlocker...

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you stated that Locker was open...couldn't have been I have the only set of keys--oh oh--just thought of something---when I had my Stroke and made rwall a KoKaptain, I gave him the keys for a few weeks....I think I know how this got started...

I sure hope my crew members accept this shocking revelation in the right demeanor...I'm still a good Kaptain, and want to be judged for that, and only that...

My private life is my own, or was????????????

Geez, what next from you guys.....kapt

[Kaptain]

Spark

OMG!!! You are insane ... hahahaha

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don't encourage him---you could be next

[Lsufan]

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you stated that Locker was open...couldn't have been I have the only set of keys--oh oh--just thought of something---when I had my Stroke and made rwall a KoKaptain, I gave him the keys for a few weeks....I think I know how this got started...

I sure hope my crew members accept this shocking revelation in the right demeanor...I'm still a good Kaptain, and want to be judged for that, and only that...

My private life is my own, or was????????????

Geez, what next from you guys.....kapt

I can tell you what's not next. And that's being alone with me on the Kruise Ship.

And you had the gall to call Rwall "Pencil Dick." Looks to me like you can "stir up" a few bottles of Rum yourself.

[jmarty6969]

wow and i thought only granpaspark had that on
i havent been right sense i caught him in that outfit
u dont know how many scares i have from that.................almost as bad as catching him and grandma screwing on table tops in the kitchen and u ask whats wrong with me
roflmfao

[phantom]

hahahaha!!! that was too much!!

[thesandman]

Be careful. When the Kapt. says to "go down" it's not below, it's on him. But what happened, did he lose his leather cap.

[ChuckLazar]

I'm laughing so hard, I think I pissed myself!!!! That's great Jimmy!!!
Marty, respect your elders!!!!

[CoverBoy]

Lsufan

Freaking Excellent !!!

Some crew we have ... THE ABSOLUTE BEST

BTW Chuck called you Jimmy .. is that your name ? Mine is Neil.

All I can say is Thank God Kmann had a Hard On for that pic.

And Chuck - lots of pants wetting with the crew ... do what I do ... wear rubber underwears. Chicks dig 'em too ... they think I'm Twisted.

Love You Guys

-cb

[Lsufan]

Freaking Excellent !!!

Some crew we have ... THE ABSOLUTE BEST

BTW Chuck called you Jimmy .. is that your name ? Mine is Neil.

All I can say is Thank God Kmann had a Hard On for that pic.

And Chuck - lots of pants wetting with the crew ... do what I do ... wear rubber underwears. Chicks dig 'em too ... they think I'm Twisted.

Love You Guys

-cb

Yes, my name is Jimmy. Glad everyone pissed their pants, cause I sure did.