Three Labrador retrievers-one brown, one yellow and one black were sitting
in the waiting room at the vet's surgery when they struck up a
conversation The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you
here?"
The brown lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything-the sofa, the
curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I
pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They reckon
it'll calm me down."
The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you here?"
The yellow lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
trees, I dig just for the hell of it.
When I'm inside I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night
when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are they going
to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too."
The dejected yellow lab said. The yellow lab then turned to the black lab
and asked, "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," the black lab said. " I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the
table, postboxes, what ever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my
owner had just got out of the shower and she was bending down to dry her
toes, and I just couldn't help myself I hopped on her back and started
humping away." The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance said "So
nuts off for you too, huh?" The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my
nails clipped."
in the waiting room at the vet's surgery when they struck up a
conversation The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you
here?"
The brown lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything-the sofa, the
curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I
pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They reckon
it'll calm me down."
The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you here?"
The yellow lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
trees, I dig just for the hell of it.
When I'm inside I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night
when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are they going
to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too."
The dejected yellow lab said. The yellow lab then turned to the black lab
and asked, "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," the black lab said. " I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the
table, postboxes, what ever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my
owner had just got out of the shower and she was bending down to dry her
toes, and I just couldn't help myself I hopped on her back and started
humping away." The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance said "So
nuts off for you too, huh?" The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my
nails clipped."
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