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MLB (85-68)
1-3 last night, but the one was +165, so it could've been worse. Missed the over in the Rockies by 1 run, and Braves cost me a win. Bastards. No great games today, so three small plays.
Rockies/DBacks OVER 12 (-115)
Ortiz isn't healthy, Shitcone is due to get bombed.
White Sox (-114)
A little scary since Garland isn't gonna go 30-0, but it's hard not to like the better pitcher at home.
Royals (+110)
This game is so gross, but the Royals have a new coach, and the DRays wish they did. Lima's wife has big fake boobs, so I'll take the Royals.
Good luck everyone.
1-3 last night, but the one was +165, so it could've been worse. Missed the over in the Rockies by 1 run, and Braves cost me a win. Bastards. No great games today, so three small plays.
Rockies/DBacks OVER 12 (-115)
Ortiz isn't healthy, Shitcone is due to get bombed.
White Sox (-114)
A little scary since Garland isn't gonna go 30-0, but it's hard not to like the better pitcher at home.
Royals (+110)
This game is so gross, but the Royals have a new coach, and the DRays wish they did. Lima's wife has big fake boobs, so I'll take the Royals.
Good luck everyone.
It's always noon somewhere! 
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