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POR QUE !! ???
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KB are you a REAL sooner ? My Mom in Texas sent me this STORY ... not sure what IT means !! ?? !! ??
Two boys are playing football at this park in a
small town in Texas when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly,the other boy takes a stick and
shoves it under the dog's collar,twists it,and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend.
A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the
incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the story and says, "I'll title it, 'Young Longhorn Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal.'"
"But I'm not a Longhorn fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in Texas, I just assumed you
were." says the reporter and he starts writing again.
He asks, "How does 'Aggie Fan Rescues Friend from
Horrific Attack' sound?"
"I'm not an Aggie fan, either," the boy says.
"Oh, I thought everyone in Texas was either for the
Aggies or the Longhorns. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm an Oklahoma Sooner
fan," the boy replies. "They're just the best!"
The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his
notebook, and writes:
"Little Redneck Bastard From Oklahoma Kills Beloved
Family Pet."
Peace Brother
Forget about Mikie
POR QUE !! ???
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KB are you a REAL sooner ? My Mom in Texas sent me this STORY ... not sure what IT means !! ?? !! ??
Two boys are playing football at this park in a
small town in Texas when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly,the other boy takes a stick and
shoves it under the dog's collar,twists it,and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend.
A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the
incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the story and says, "I'll title it, 'Young Longhorn Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal.'"
"But I'm not a Longhorn fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in Texas, I just assumed you
were." says the reporter and he starts writing again.
He asks, "How does 'Aggie Fan Rescues Friend from
Horrific Attack' sound?"
"I'm not an Aggie fan, either," the boy says.
"Oh, I thought everyone in Texas was either for the
Aggies or the Longhorns. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm an Oklahoma Sooner
fan," the boy replies. "They're just the best!"
The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his
notebook, and writes:
"Little Redneck Bastard From Oklahoma Kills Beloved
Family Pet."
Peace Brother
Forget about Mikie
:D
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