I'm Drafting 9th

[rented mule]

You guys all suck. I'm going to beat you all like rented mules.

[rented mule]

LMAO....my last pick of the draft, Alex Sanchez, was just suspended 10 games for violating the steroid policy. He's the first one to be punished under the new rules.

As the season goes on, I may evolve into a team of steroid and viagara users. I'll need to trade for Palmeiro.