Do you need your Dad to come down and show you how to take care of those young ladies in a gentlemanly fasion. If not here's some fatherly advice.
First, Go to the beach and meat a nice looking girl. Tell her how nice she looks and ask her out to dinner.Make sure you tell her our name is Gary Lehr.
Second, You rent a nice car and pick her up and wine and dine her.
Third, when the bill comes, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. If your lucky and she really likes you, she might pick up the bill.
Forth, If she doesn't pay the bill, give her the car keys and tell her to get the car, you'll be right out.
Fifth, get the bill and go to the bathroom and flush it down the toilet and get the hell out, hopefully she waiting. Try to get a blowjob on the way home!
Sixth, take her back to her hotel and fuck the shit out of her.
And make sure you tell her that you love her. When she goes to sleep, get the fuck out.
Seventh, Go to a different beach and start over again.
First, Go to the beach and meat a nice looking girl. Tell her how nice she looks and ask her out to dinner.Make sure you tell her our name is Gary Lehr.
LMAO!!!
Don't forget to show her your pole....
I've been telling babes lately that Chuck Lazar is my dad.... AND my mom.... I got kicked in the balls for that last night!
"That ain't working, that's the way you do it... get your money for nothing and your picks for free"
I've been telling babes lately that Chuck Lazar is my dad.... AND my mom.... I got kicked in the balls for that last night!
We haven't heard from you today. Wakeup, it's 4:30. Don't sleep all day. We want to see the pictures from last night!!
I hope your not in jail today...
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