Monday's Play of The Day Thread

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[HOKIE BIRD]

Holy Cross/ St. Joe's OVER 115. GL to all. Counting on St. Joe's to be hittin' their threes at home and Holy Cross to hang in there w/ them. They beat Notre Dame. Another holy war therefore I can't pick a side. Sometimes these defensive teams get too much respect in the over/under line like the Bucknell game yesterday. Can't believe I put that over in a parlay w/ Bucknell +8. Should have pounded that over and parlayed it smaller. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20. No need to cry over spilt milk. GL

[HOKIE BIRD]

Wooooooooooohoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Now that'll put some hair on yer ass. Some of VA's finest, with pineapple slices in the bottom of the jar. Good sippin' whiskey. Can't get plum down on it though. It'll make ya mean or you'll find religion if ya don't have any. Kinda stuff ya don't drink in public, ya end up meeting the magistrate. Trust me on that one. The one over in Montgomery County, he's an asshole. The one in Floyd County, nice fella. Even let me out that night when the wife come to get me. I wished I'd had a stayed for the three hots and a cot after she got done w/ me. This is kinds nice late on here. No clutter. Nobody bitchin' in the Fade thread. I can post shit like this and not get abused. Thanks to Chuck Lazar, I will acquire two new friends when he passes. Chuck, I wish ya many more days on the right side of the dirt. Appreciate the thought though.
Woooooooooooohoooooooooo!!!! Don't need any more hair on my ass, but damn that's some good liquer. Liquer, don't even know her. Appreciate ya'll letting me top off a bad day of gambling. If ya want a piece of that fantasy league, drop on in and join up. Some good fellas who are very knowledgable bout' Baseball and more than willing to take a side bet. 5X5 roto league w/ML universe, that's roto geek speak. Got a ex Braves minor leaguer in their w/ some ex college players.
Wooooooooooohooooooooooooo!!!!! That's nuff of that. Make ya crazy. I hope the wife wants some oral sex before she goes to work. I'll send her in w/ a smile on her face. Do the male species proud. Peace Out!

[HOKIE BIRD]

Sorry, my drunk ass posted that in the wrong thread. The fantasy info. is in the Service Play thread. Man that stuff will knock yer dick in yer watch pocket. Know what a mean?

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Damn, just checked, draft still hasn't gone off yet. I hope I don't get a bunch of taco eaters. My teams name is the NEW RIVER REDEYES. The REDEYES have some basic club house rules that must be adhered to or yer ass will be sent packin'.
Woooooooooohooooooooo, man that's some good shit. Hats off to my boy who lives on "No Business Mountain". If ya ain't kin or they don't know ya, ya got no fuckin' business being up their. The law don't even go up their! Objects w/ large holes in em' don't float too well in the New River. Back to the clubhouse rules:
1. All players must speak English
2. No messin' w/ the owners wife, reference above mentioning of objects floatin' in New River.
3. No homosexuals, team owner is homophobic and will go plum off.
4. I'm drunk, forgot the rest and reserve the right to invoke new ones when I feel the need.

Wooooooooooohoooooooooooo!!!!!!! I tell ya what, the wife is in for it when she gets up. Gonna have the ole' leather dick.
Four more spots in the league, come on fellas, draft probably goin' off in two hours.

[HOKIE BIRD]

Wooooooooohooooooooo! Just get plum down in the floorboard! Back to the rest of the REDEYES team rules:
4. The REDEYES do not drug test their players. That would be an invasion of privacy. However, the owner reserves the right to confiscate any found on REDEYES property.
5. There are no "no trade clauses" in contracts as I have little patients and players will be judged on a "what have ya done for me lately basis". Losing is not an option.
6. Players w/ promiscuous wifes or girlfriends who are willing to advance their significant others careers will recieve extra perks as well as job security.(Assuming they would qualify for a photo session w/ BigMike)
7. No muslims, liberal tree huggers, politiacally correct anti gun individuals or vegetarians allowed in the organization.
8. Pre game meals will consist of a dead animal on the grill and some taters.
9. Just win Baby!!!!!!!!
Woooooooooohoooooooooo! Damn, got enuff hair my ass to weave a Indian rug. Ahhh, I think I hear the wife stirring around upstairs. Time for the owner to go do some good work. Peace out!

[HOKIE BIRD]

Damn, draft still hasn't gone off. Come on fellas, 4 more spots still open. Wife said she wanted a quikie. Told her won't no way in hell that was gonna happen. I'm loaded for bear now. Ya get the porno ****** job or nothin'. See how honest I am. I bet I end up w/ a bunch of taco eaters w/ visa problems. I'll cut everyone of those some bitches. See what NAFTA has done to this country. This country needs a man like me in office. I'd told them towel heads in Kuwait that every other oil well is now property of the U.S. or we can sit back and watch Saddam fuck your wife and shoot you in the head and then you'll have no oil. But no, we go over their and kick ass for free and pay $2.00 a gallon for gas. I digress. Come on fellas, four more fantasy baseball owners who want to gamble. :uzi:

[dicken's cider]

In-cider play of the day...

Record on POTD thread: 1-7 :angryfire
Today POTD: San Antonio +1

GL

Did someone mention my donkey?
My Dicken's cider ass?!!!