Hey Bud - You're one of my only Pals who appreciates all my efforts. You seem to have a feel for how very difficult it is to keep these rich old bags content.
And make no mistake there are enormous pressures involved.
While all you guys are betting on teams every day, I'm out there making moves and working the Old Folk Homes betting that my big young Italian " Sta Meen - Kya " will keep these girdle stretchers opening up their Pocket Books.
It's a hard hustle Smooth but the payouts are substantial.
So I go where very few men dare to.
And some of them are twisted too !!! Like last night " Margaret " wanted me to dress up like Harry Truman , tie her up to her wheel chair, gag her , then roll fruit down the corroder in her direction. OK no biggie - and for this accomodation she transferred 10,000 shares of Intel into my account.
And these old ladies like to gossip which is great for business. I mean I keep one of 'em up for 2 days and nights straight and before I know it there are 5 more referrals. I dont have to tell you that repeat customers are the Life Blood of any operation.
See you guys have the luxury of sleeping once in a while. I don't.
Anyway thanks for the recognition, Smooth ... I have lots and lots of stories to tell . I also have the McGillicuty twins at 3 PM so I have to get ready. For this stunt I need to dress up like Tarzan and swing from their chandelier for the bargain basement price of $3,500 an hour.
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