Rick Pitino asks:Where's My Wife

[OJGuiltyButFree]

Louisville couch's wife Joann was last seen with big brown and juicy MARVIN STONE.Stone won't play another game and Louisville will have to forfiet al games played.Pitino will opt out and go to U.C.L.A. hows that for a reality check.

[chalkeater]

What are you talking about??? DO you work for the enquirer?