Las Vegas Baby! Bounty Baby! $$$ Baby!

[bountyhunter]

OUR SELECTION, GIVEN TO CLIENTS AND THE ADMINISTRATOR FOR MONITORING, WAS PADRIDGE HARRINGTON. HE WON TODAY, 4 UP. THAT'S JOEY'S COUSIN "PASSIN" J.COOK TODAY.

THATS MORE MONEY FOR THE "BAG OF GOLD". AND, MOST EVERYONE WHO WRITES NEVER FAILS TO ASK WHAT I WAGER? I GOT 6 EMAILS ON JUST THAT TODAY.

WE PLAY BY A "STAR SYSTEM". SAME AS OTHER CAPPERS. EXCEPT WE EXPLAIN OURS.

1 STAR = 20 PERCENT LESS THAN YOUR NORMAL FB OR BB GAME.
2 STARS=10 PERCENT LESS THAN YOUR NORMAL FB OR BB GAME.
3 STARS= WHATEVER YOU WOULD NORMALLY BET ON A TEAM YOU HAVE A LOT OF FAITH IN.
4 STARS= 1 and 1/2 TIMES YOUR NORMAL BET.
5 STARS= BET "THE RANCH AND THE DOG". DIG INTO THAT WALLET. C'MON. IT'S A "HAVE SOME FAITH" KIND OF BET. BETTER, ITS A "HOLD YOUR BREATH" BET!

I KNOW, I STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION. HERE GOES. WHY AM I STAMMERING?

"WELL...AH...AH...TODAY WAS A 4 STAR WAGER." THAT HELP?

"WHAT DA YA MEAN NAW? I BET, AH, I WAGERED $2 AT 4 STARS."

LET ME SEE, YES...THATS RIGHT. I HAD TO CHECK WITH MY ACCOUNTANT, CHARLES." "YES SIR. YOU WAGERED 22 hu..."

"SEE THAT SIGN, CHARLES?"

"YES, SIR. THE ONE THAT SAYS 'QUIET PLEASE. ROCKET SCIENTISTS AT WORK HERE.'

"YOU GOT IT, CHARLES. NOW GO BACK TO THE BOOKS AND ENTER
THE AMOUNT WE TOOK FROM THE CASINOS TODAY."

"THE 22...UH...THE WINNINGS, RIGHT SIR?" "CHARLIE, MY BOY!"

AS FOR MY "PLAY FOR A PITTANCE" OFFER, IT IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED.

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE :"I WANT THIS," " I WANT A GUARANTEE THAT IF YOU DON'T WIN..." YADA, YADA."

HEY, FOR $14.95 TO GET 4 PICKS YOU SHOULD JUST SIT BACK AND COLLECT YOUR MONEY. NOT MAKE DEMANDS OVER LESS THAN FIFTEEN DOLLARS!

TURN THIS BABY ON TV. IF YOUR HEART DOESN'T START PUMPING SEEING ERNIE ELS ONE DOWN, THEN YOU NEED EMBALMING.

AND AS FOR THE $14.95 GUYS FROM SLEEPYTOWN, USA, BUY YOURSELF A 6-PAK, SETTLE BACK AND ENJOY THE TOURNAMENT.

GEEZ, DO YOU THINK IF I PAID SOME OF THESE GUYS, IF I PAID THEM, THEY'D QUIT THE GUARANTEE BIT?

CAN YOU IMAGINE WANTING A GUARANTEE AT LESS THAN $ 4 a PICK!

AND SO, DAY ONE IS HISTORY IN THE MARATHON 5 DAYS, 5 PICKS.

DAY ONE....WINNER, BABY!

"AND WITH A WINNER, SAID JOE 6-PACK, I WANT A GUARANTEE THAT..."

MAN, GET A F'IN LIFE! I BET HE'S A LOT OF FUN AFTER 3 BEERS! COME TO VEGAS. THE CASINO'S WILL SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO MAKE DEMANDS! MY ONLY DEMAND EVER MADE TO A CASINO WAS LIKE THE ONE TODAY. "PAY ME."

[bountyhunter]

O.K. ALREADY. QUIT THE EMAILS. ADD TWO 0'S. IT WAS, AFTER ALL A 4-STAR PLAY.

MAN, I LOVE BASKETS. AND AFTER TODAY I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF DOLLARS TO DROP ON A GOOD PLAY.

SO, WHO WAS THAT GUY I COMPIMENTED WITH A POST LAST WEEK. I'VE GOT SO MUCH PAPERWORK ON THIS GOLF TOURNAMENT I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I PUT HIS NAME.

I DO REMEMBER IT WAS FRIDAY. A LOT OF BACKGROUND INFO AND A LOT OF PEOPLE THANKING HIM AFTER THE GAME ENDED.

PLEASE STEP FORWARD OR I'LL BE "PAST POST" BY THE TIME I READ THE 344 WED. BEST BETS ON THE THREAD. I'M JUST RUNNING LATE BECAUSE OF THE GOLF RESEARCH AND CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME, UNLESS IT WAS HARRINGTON.

THERE MUST BE SOMEBODY WHO REMEMBERS THE HOT SHOT OF FEBRUARY 21ST?

WHO GOES THERE?

[bountyhunter]

C'MON. SOMEBODY SEND ME THE GUY I LOOKING FOR. I WANT TO DUMP A COUPLE OF BUCKS ON A LATE GAME.

SOMEBODY MUST KEEP RECORDS OF FRIDAY. WHO WAS THE BIG
LATE WINNER. WILL SEND YOU MY DAY 2 PICK, FREE, IF YOU CAN FIND HIM.

THE EMAILS I'VE GOTTEN ARE DEFINATELY NOT HIM. I WILL KNOW THE NAME. FREE PICK. COME AND GET IN ON DAY 2, FREE, IN RETURN FOR THE CAPPER'S NAME.

BEST,
BOUNTY HUNTER

[bountyhunter]

OK. WE NARROWED IT DOWN TO "PICK________". (MAYBE _____THEN "PICK."

FINISH IT AND I'LL SEND YOU MY DAY 2 WORLD MATCH PLAY CHAMPIONSHIP SELECTION FREE.

HE IS NOT ON THE BOARD TODAY. NO WONDER I'M HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE. HELP ME OUT.

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[bountyhunter]

IS THERE A "PICK PLAYER" WITH A GOOD TO GREAT RECORD?

WHOEVER HE IS, HE MUST NOT BE THAT GOOD IF YOU CAN'T NAME HIM. OR .... OR HE HAD EVERY PLAY NAILED THAT NIGHT AND WENT INTO HANDICAPPING!

[bountyhunter]

HERES THE DEAL. THE FINAL SERVICE PLAYS HAVE BEEN RELEASED. SINCE NO ONE KNOWS PICK----PLAYER OR PRO PICKS ETC., WHAT DO YOU THINK OF NORTHEAST?

THEY HAVE A 20 STAR PICK ON THE CELTICS. IS NORTHEAST ANY GOOD? BY THE WAY.....

IS "NORTHCOAST" STILL IN BUSINESS? YEARLY THEY SEND ME A FLYER THAT I COULD SUBSCRIBE TO THEIR SERVICE FOR, I THINK 900. BUT THEN I KEPT GETTING THE SAME THING FROM OTHER "NAMES" WITH THE SAME ADDRESS. JUST DIFFERENT COLORED STATIONERY.

THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION FOR THE ADMINISTRATOR?

DOES NORTHCOAST HANDICAP BB? ARE THEY AFFILIATED WITH A GROUP OUT OF SAN DIEGO, A GROUP THAT SENDS FLYERS UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES?

WELL, LET ME TRY MY HAND AT BB. THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, EVERYBODY WAS INVITED. JUST DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. ITS ON TV AND ITS A LITTLE PARLAY....LA. LAFAYETTE OVER WEST.KY. AND OVER 149. IF IT LOSES, YOU CAN TELL ME TO STICK TO GOLF. BUT..AH HA, IF IT WINS? BIG CHANCE.

WHY IS IT NO ONE LIKES TO CAP PARLAYS. YEA, I KNOW, ITS HARD ENOUGH JUST PICKING THE WINNER! WELL, I'LL BE WORKING ON DAY 2 OF THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND PULLING FOR LA.LAF.

I'M JUST DOING THIS BECAUSE I GOT NO HELP ON PRO PICK...WHATEVER HIS NAME IS. I'VE HAD 28 EMAILS AND NOT ONE EVEN EXISTS IN THE LEDGER.

SO I'LL KEEP MY FREE PICK, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN I'LL HAND ONE OUT. THATS WHY THEY CALL IT GAMBLING?

BECAUSE WE'RE NOW DOWN TO ME PICKING BB!!!! DO NOT (I DON't HAVE TO TELL YOU, BUT....) DO NOT BET THE RANCH AND THE DOG ON THIS PATHETIC LITTLE TRY IN LIEU OF A LEGIT PICK.

I REMAIN...."ANYTHING FOR ACTION"

[bountyhunter]

UNBELIEABLE! THE MINUTE I TELL EVERYONE THE DEAL IS UP,
IN STEPS THE GUY I'VE SPENT TWO HOURS LOOKING FOR.

I TOLD YOU PICK ------- IT WAS PICK JOCKEY.

NOW IT GETS INTERESTING. HE TOO LIKES LA. LAF.

HE LIKES THE UNDER. JUST FOR THE H OF HIT I PICKED THE OVER.

AND I'M GOING TO ADD A THIRD TEAM PJ, MINNESOTA.

WILL YOU PUT THAT IN A PARLAY? ME AND YOU. I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE HANDICAPPING BB. SO YOU SHOULD WALK ALL OVER ME.

I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE PICK IF YOUR PARLAY IS RIGHT...AND YOU CHOOSE YOUR PAYOUT. PRO (YOU) VS. AN ADMIRER.

ITS A SHAME NO ONE COULD COME UP WITH YOUR NAME. I TRIED THE AFTERNOON TO GET YOUR PICKS FOR TONIGHT SO I WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WHILE RESEARCHING DAY 2 OF THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF MATCHUPS.....WHICH......WE WON TODAY, AS MONITORED BY THE ADMINISTRATOR.

THE ORIGINAL IDEA WAS JUST TO SEE HOW YOU WERE LEANING TONIGHT. NOW ITS GETTING DOWN TO THE NITTY GRITTY.

AS THEY SAID IN "OCEANS 11"...GEORGE CLOONEY TO MATT DAMON: "YOU'RE EITHER IN OR OUT. I WANT AN ANSWER. RIGHT NOW."

BOY THOSE VEGAS GUYS CAN BE TOUGH. BUT IN THIS CASE, I'M SO
FAR OVER MY HEAD WITH BB INSTEAD OF GOLF...YOU SHOULD WIN. HOW ABOUT 3-1?

B.H.L.V.N.V.

[PICKjockey]

BOUNTY HUNTER

Hey, sorry for the late post tonight, I was super busy and hardly found the time to post at all. Appreciate the compliment and the confidence in me. Let me know if you need a pick or two in the future.


GLTA
EZ$$$$$$


PICKjockey