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BC Gonzo 5 Star Platinum Bowl Picks:
Oklahoma +3 vs. Southern Cal: Talk about an eerie coincidence – hearken back to my Platinum Pick for the ’02 Bowl Pix Spectacular: an underdog “O” state team in the National Championship game led by a petulant freshman tailback and a smug, seedy coach. I expect a similar result in this game; in fact, the only glaring difference is the fact that Senile Keith Jackson will be mispronouncing names and barking random profanities in another bowl game that no one cares about. Those of you looking for an offensive shootout will come away sorely disappointed – SC’s inexperienced WR corps will counter-balance OU’s shaky secondary, while the Trojan’s front line will keep the Sooner ground attack somewhat contained. In the end, however, look for OU’s 8th year, dentally challenged QB to lead the Sooners on a late 4th quarter drive in route to the National Title in North Havana.
Virginia –5 vs. Fresno St: We go from a Platinum Pick in the BCS title game to one played on Smurf Turf….. Look at it this way – would you actually watch this pillow fight if you didn’t put your hard-earned cash on the Cavs? Because of finals, UVA actually passed up the chance to play in Orlando and opted instead for Boise. Oh well, at least we know they won’t be bothered by distractions – women and culture, for example… In any case, the stout Virginny defense should stifle the vastly overrated Fresno offense, which has inflated its stats by beating up on the likes of San Jose and Nevada; and the rushing tandem of Alvin Pearman and Wali Weasel will propel the Hoos to a double digit victory in Potato Land. Trent Dilfer must be rollin’ over in his grave.....
THE ATLANTA FIXER'S "SHOE-INs OF THE WEEK", BOWLING FOR DOLLARS VERSION:
MIAMI, FL -3 vs Flor-duh- The Peach Bowl yes men were praising the bowl for selecting 2 great programs with terrific fan bases… until each school returned unsold tickets… at least they’ll go to good use now, they have been given to the homeless… Lame Duck Leak has been answering too many questions about how his team will be next year, so most of the Gators’ heads aren’t in playing the Hurricanes for the 4th time in 3 yrs… Irving Berlin has the best game of his 6 yr career and the Cane D smoothers NFL-bound Gator RBs…
HAWAII -3½ vs Alabama Bummingham- Sure, the Blazers are fired up about their first-ever bowl game, but the jerry rigging in Honolulu has gotten waaaaay out of control. Officials called to service the Rainbows have unending ties to the program, and tend to let the majority(ok, all) of the calls go the way of the home team… Even if the bowl ships in neutral officials, that crack-smoking mascot will scare them into swaying towards the locals… Chang throws all day, not even close…
TOLEDO -3½ vs UConn- My senses are tingling… No, I just didn’t finish eating at long John Silver’s, I have found a great pick in a terrible bowl. The Pocket Rockets venture back to crime-infused Detroit Rock City, while other MAC non-champions get to play in touristy Mobile, Ft Worth, Shreveport & San Jose… Congratulations!!! The Huskies have had a great season, but will not compete with the powerful Rockets… The bowl itself has this promo for Detroit residents: “Put out a fire & get in for half price”.THICK 1Comment
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BC Gonzo 2004 Bowl Pix Spectacular
Ahhh… Yes. And it’s That Time of the year again – rampant price gouging by soulless corporations, fat Amerikans gorging themselves fatter, pointless conversations at Lifeless and Limp holiday parties, and, of course, The Seventh Annual BC Gonzo Bowl Pix Spectacular! This year, I’m in the Giving spirit and am providing 2 Platinum Picks for you Premium Thugs. These locks will put me close to 80% ATS on my Platinum selections this year – not too shabby for a white boy, eh? As always, Have a Happy Kwanzaa and we’ll see you in 2005. For you Fiends who can’t get enough, we’ll be releasing select college basketball pix beginning in January. Let’s Get Down to Business.....
5 Star Picks:
Texas Tech +12 vs. Cal: Lubbock Lush Mike Leach and his high-flyin’ Red Raiders are actually excited about going to San Diego, unlike their counterparts from the Leftist Coast. Cal’s play-uhs have been bitching about Mack Brown, poll rigging, and a variety of vast right-wing conspiracies designed to keep them out of the BCS mix. Meanwhile, out in the quiet dirty desert of West Texas, Coach Leach (in between his drinking binges) has been smoothing the edges of his potent spread attack. Tejas Tech has performed well in Bowl Games during the Leach era, and I look for QB Krusty Kumbie to continue this trend. In one of this year’s better bowl games, I see the Raiders’ offense keeping it close and possibly pulling off the shocker in this high-scoring ThirstDay night thrill-uh….
Hawaii –3.5 vs. Alabama-Birmingham: This is already a strong pick to begin with, but…. if WAC officials are refereeing this game, go ahead and load up your children’s education fund on the Rainbows. If you don’t think home cookin’ takes on a different meaning in the islands, go ask their last dozen non-conference opponents what they think. Better yet, go look at the penalty yard discrepancies. It’s almost criminal. In any case, Hawaii will ring up close to 50, as 9th year QB Timmah Chang will pad his already unreachable career passing stats against a very vulnerable Alabama-Birmingham secondary. By the way, check back here the day of the game, and I’ll try to find out if WAC officials are, in fact, calling (rigging) the game. You’re welcome.
4 Star Picks:
Minnesota +3.5 vs. Alabama: The Tide returns to scene of a crime where a young, svelte Mike DuBose take a monumental beating in his first bowl trip. Bama may not have the handicap of a fat, inept, adulterous coach these daze but is limping to the finish line with a devastating injury list. In fact, Bama will be playing their 3rd string quarterback and 4th string tailback – presumably a stoned-out SAE named “Chandler”. The Goophers are in their traditional season-ending “tailspin” mode, but under slimy Glenn Mason, they generally rebound for their bowl game. The 2-headed tailback monst-uh of Minnesota will be too much and will wear down the pencil-thin Tide on the way to a straight up victory.
Texas –6 vs. Michigan: Finally! The Steers and Queers finally got their wish by getting a BCS bid this year. Now… if they could only do something about that pesky Oklahoma Problem in the Big 12 (8) South…. Lloyd Carr grows more and more angry with each passing year and will have Good Cause to be bitter after this shellacking in Pasadena. Cedric Benson will cap off his eight year career as a Horn by rushing for over 150 yards, but Tejas wins it with their Derrick Johnson-led defense, which will leave the Wolverines’ true frosh QB more exposed than the centerfold of a Swank magazine. Hook ‘Em!
Memphis +4.5 vs. Bowling Green: This is what it’s all about! The Hopes and Dreams of a student athlete – four years of blood, sweat, tears, victory, defeat, dedication, pride. Sometimes it hurts, but it’s all worthwhile, when your Pain and Sacrifices for ‘ole State U culminate in a…. holiday trip to Mobile??!! Oh well, at least the student athlete gets a lot of tail… Anyway, once again the Mobile Bowl features high-octane offenses going at it. The (atlanta) Falcons feature an awesome inexperienced quarterback, and the Tiggers might have the nation’s best tailback in DeAngelo Williams. I’ll call for the lethal combo of Wimprine and Williams to lead Mempiss to the SU victory. The beauty of all of this is that Disgusting Fat Body Albert Means will be out of everyone’s life forever after this game.
3 Star Picks (shits and giggles picks):
Purdue –7.5 vs. Arizona St: After riding the Dirk Diggler Solar Demon Express all year, alas – I must go against them in El Paso… ASU will be without the services of QB Andrew Walter, and their defense has given up 30 + their last three games against powerhouses such as Stanford and Arizona. Purdue, largely forgotten after their mid-season swoon, finished with a bang, including a 760 yard outing against the Hoosiers. This is a recipe for a monstrosity of a Beat Down for Coach Wilford Brimley and the Boilers. John Cooper must be rollin’ over in his grave….
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From the "Separated at Birth?" File
Auburn –6.5 vs. Va Tech: Definition of Irrelevance: The 2005 Edition of the Sugar Bowl, featuring your Awbun Tigers/War Eagles/Plainsmen. Like it or not, this is where the Eagles deserve to be, as either one of the Orange Bowl participants would run them the hell out of Miami and back into the plains of West Georgia. The ever-conniving Tommy Tubberville, banking on the Law of Unintended Consequences, will attempt to run up the score on the Hokies, hoping for some sympathy votes from the generally uninformed Associated Press. After a tight first half, the Aubies ride the talented arm of inexperienced senior Jason Campbell and open the flood gates in the second half…. All for Naught.
Boise St +13.5 vs. Louisville: The third of the Triumvirate of 2nd tier, high-scorin’ bowl games features Louisville’s fruity QB Stefan LeFors against Boise’s Jared “Officer Steve” Zabransky. Bobby Petrino has put together quite a run, but I have to wonder if his bowl preparations will be affected by the ongoing nagging rumors that he’s contracted syphilis and where he got it… Regardless, Zabranksy has actually thrown together better numbers than LeFors and is a better runner than your average (denver) Bronco QB. Look for him and the Boise special teams to keep this game reasonably close in the dilapidated Liberty Bowl.
Florida St –8 vs. West Virginia: So Very Disappointing…. Three words to perfectly summarize the collective seasons for theses two squads. Rich Rodriguez is 0-2 in bowls, after getting blown out in this game last year by the humiliating score of 41-7; and after this mediocre season, he’s beginning to feel the heat. The novelty of being the first Sorta Rican coach in the history of the Big lEast will only take you so far in West Virginia… Chris Pix finally has big game in his last one as a Nole, and Diddy Bowden pours it on his former team in a big way. Jeff Hostetler must be rollin’ over in his grave….THICK 1Comment
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capone
7 memphis +3
7 w forest -3
7 rockets ov 85
sure mac will be releasing these soon -- LOL
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Does anyone have Alatex?Comment
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anyone with PPP buckets yet? my consensus report site is running slow. will post Executive, Dr Bob or PPP if/when they get posted.
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People shouldn't confuse folks here. The Northcoast GOY, whether you agree with it or not, is Memphis. As an earlier poster stated, if he marketed it on his comp tapes today all of his newsletter buyers would know the game is Memphis as he never contradicts his newsletter picks with late phone picks.Comment
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anyone with root? he has a no limit today and a millionaire.Comment
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Let's go Memphis!!!!!
Live and die Northcoast's 5*
I'm all over it like a fat chick on a Hostess product!Comment
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Dr Bob--4*old Dom--3*jack St--vanderbilt--butlerComment
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WiIth all due respect, elle, wouldn't Brian Mac aka Tony Benetti freely admit to poaching Capone's, Jigsaw's, and Blackie's plays? His whole schtick is based on finding the "wiseguys'" plays and relaying them to his clients. I have a much bigger problem with him stealing Right Angle's college basketball plays and ASA's college football plays and labeling them as wiseguy moves, which he commonly does.Originally posted by elleComment
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alatex
game of the month ny + 4Comment
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Dr Bob
Is DR. BOB 4* a strong play????Comment
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