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KAPTAINS Soul Cleansing plays
The Old Kaptain was talking the other day to ItsBill trying to get a feel for why weez been having a hard time....ItsBill says the New Ship--"CracklinQueen" nots be handling right....Kaptain lets ItsBill know that the new ship has them fancy double rudders on em...Bill never seez or hears of that before, so he decides heez gonna swim below and takes a look at them...Weel--ItsBill cants get below the surface, cause his damn wooden peg leg keeps him on the surface
...Kaptain decides to looks himself, goes under the ship, and "I'll be damn", weez only has one rudder...Did the other falls off...Kaptain goes backs to the yard that builds her, talks to the Super, Lo & Behold, they finds the other rudder still in the warehouse...Kaptain knows something was wrong...Well they puts it on, and ItsBill likes the way she sails (Took a test run)....ItsBill wants to go OVER the toughest seas heez can find...so the Kaptain plots this one out for him...
Totals---all---OVERS
Milwaukee/Pittsburgh lose....................-1.00
Cinn/Houston win..................................+1.00
Arizona/LA win........................................+1.00
Minn/Baltimore lose................................-1.15
KC/Detroit lose........................................-1.00
Boston/Oakland lose...............................-1.00
Stops
Milwaukee-143 lose...................................-1.43
Minnesota -130 win....................................+1.00
Boston-107 win...........................................+1.0 0
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finished 4-5 for -1.58 units
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Kaptain donts knows how high those seas are, but will puts in when he finds out...ItsBill donts care, he says he can do it--no matter how hi...Kaptain was being down on himself, and his crew, and shouldn't have been...The shipyard bees paying for this trip, so the Kaptain gonna lets her hang out..
Coverboy/Spark gets ready mates...weez sailing again...any one who wants to cans come aboard, Spark beez sober, and Coverboy has a full Cabinet/freezer---raring to cooks...Weez gots some Irish Whiskey aboard also...A friend of the Kaptain sends him a case
...Kaptain decides to looks himself, goes under the ship, and "I'll be damn", weez only has one rudder...Did the other falls off...Kaptain goes backs to the yard that builds her, talks to the Super, Lo & Behold, they finds the other rudder still in the warehouse...Kaptain knows something was wrong...Well they puts it on, and ItsBill likes the way she sails (Took a test run)....ItsBill wants to go OVER the toughest seas heez can find...so the Kaptain plots this one out for him...Totals---all---OVERS
Milwaukee/Pittsburgh lose....................-1.00
Cinn/Houston win..................................+1.00
Arizona/LA win........................................+1.00
Minn/Baltimore lose................................-1.15
KC/Detroit lose........................................-1.00
Boston/Oakland lose...............................-1.00
Stops
Milwaukee-143 lose...................................-1.43
Minnesota -130 win....................................+1.00
Boston-107 win...........................................+1.0 0
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finished 4-5 for -1.58 units
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Kaptain donts knows how high those seas are, but will puts in when he finds out...ItsBill donts care, he says he can do it--no matter how hi...Kaptain was being down on himself, and his crew, and shouldn't have been...The shipyard bees paying for this trip, so the Kaptain gonna lets her hang out..
Coverboy/Spark gets ready mates...weez sailing again...any one who wants to cans come aboard, Spark beez sober, and Coverboy has a full Cabinet/freezer---raring to cooks...Weez gots some Irish Whiskey aboard also...A friend of the Kaptain sends him a case
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