KAPTAINS (Gonna lose a crew) sail

[Kaptain]

Kaptain mights lose his crew with this wild and bizzare cruise...They beez pretty loyal, and loves the un-ordinary things in life...They be GAMBLERS...ItsBill beez the Helmsman capable of pulling this off...Course is plotted, Hopes Ize gots a crew, it goes this way....

Parlay
Atlanta/Anaheim-- A Brave Angel...-166/-250..1.00=1.24..win +1.24
St Louis/Oakland--An Athletic Cardinal..-195/-230...1.00=1.17..win..+1.17
Yankees/Texas--An East Coast Ranger..-158/-168...1.00=1.60..lose -1.00

Totals--all OVERS
Kansas City 9 even win (27)....+1.00
Tampa Bay 8 1/2 -115 win (11)....+1.00
CW Sox 9 even push (9)....0.00
Colorado 9 even push (9)..0.00

Sides/Stops--heres where weez may have a MUTINY
Arizona- -129 lose 1-2....-1.29
Arizona - 1 1/2 RL+120 lose 1-2...-1.00
LA Dodgers -152 lose 3-6...-1.52
LA - 1 1/2 RL -105 lose 3-6 -1.05
San Fran -116 win 6-5...+1.00
St Louis - 1 1/2 RL-125 lose 6-5..-1.25
Toronto + 1 1/2 RL +125 lose 5-11...-1.00
Seattle -124 lose 5-6...-1.24

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Record prior to Todays (wednesdays) bizarre picks
First 1/2........152-138-6..........-8.84
Second..........216-174-5.........+42.74
Overall...........368-312-11.......+33.90
Early sails was terrible 0-2 for -2.03...not figured in yet
Update tomorrow--after the above cruise finishes
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Finished the late disaster at 5-8-2 for -4.94 units
coupled with early sails 0-2 for -2.03
overall 5-10-2 for -6.97

Record now stands
First 1/2 ............152-138-6.................-8.84
Second...............221-184-7................+35.77
Overall...............373-322-13...............+26.93

Wezz took on a ton of water....Bad Bad Bad day....Comes with the territory...(Gambling Ship).....There's always another day...
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[ItsBillBelichick]

Lets get it done you crazy Kaptain!

GL

[CoverBoy]

Kmann is sending it in tonight !!!

Best of Luck Kaptain

I stink at the helm .. no more helm for me .

Got that ? Neil ..... Helm .... NO !!!

By the way K ... what the hell is a helm anyway ? Do I have to blow into it ? Do I wear it ? Do I eat it ?

I'll help with the cookin and the swabbin but from now on " It's Bill " will be at the helm.

-CB ( HELMLESS in New York )

[Spark]

All Right kapt... we are buckled in and ready... Thanks YOF you....

Good Luck Crew :cool: :cool:

[Blackbeard]

Good luck KAp, us pirates be on the same wavelength 2nite

[GoldVike]

Good

luck to you tonight "Kaptain"!

[Kaptain]

Coverboy

The Old Kaptain beez glad you stepped forward and offered to NOT be the Helmsman, despite the fact youz don't knows what they do...That beez the Kaptains fault, not yours, for putting you in there cold Turkey...Now I knows why youz had so much trouble controling the Old Ship....

You beez the best COOK on the 7 seas, and your swabbing is second to none...Which reminds me, ItsBill be asking you use less soap, he busted his ass the other day whens his peg leg hits a soapy spot...You knows heez cans only see from one side..:D

(Helmless in NewYork)...any kin to thats rich Mayonaise magnate who sponsored that movie "Sleepless in Seattle"...Whilst you were at the helm, the Kaptain can truthfully say he was "Nervous in Oklahoma...

You da best Pal...Spark beez aboard, Itsbill beez at the Helm, your Kitchen awaits your MAGIC touch, and the Kaptains gonna beez going over his Log/Ledger and sees how much more Bounty we needs for the new ship.....

[CoverBoy]

Kaptain

You are priceless !!! The Mayonaisse magnet !!!

That'll teach you never to put me anywhere Cold Turkey .

Tonight we'll have veal cutlets parmigiana and I'm making my Aunt Clara's specialty in honor of Spark ... BRACCIOLA ... thin slices of beef and pork rolled up with fontina cheese and a touch of parsley and a pinch of garlic.

Eat hearty crew - if Kaptain's card for tonight fails to generate $$$$ ( not likely... he's the best ) I'll have Alka Seltzer , Tums , Rolaids, and Vallium for us so we'll all get a good night's sleep.

[Luv2Play2]

each day is always a pleasure

tracking the kaptain and his motley bunch.. gla

[Luv2Play2]

well in that case ill join ya

in anahiem after 9 -105 GL

[Spark]

Re: Kaptain

Originally posted by CoverBoy
You are priceless !!! The Mayonaisse magnet !!!

That'll teach you never to put me anywhere Cold Turkey .

Tonight we'll have veal cutlets parmigiana and I'm making my Aunt Clara's specialty in honor of Spark ... BRACCIOLA ... thin slices of beef and pork rolled up with fontina cheese and a touch of parsley and a pinch of garlic.

Eat hearty crew - if Kaptain's card for tonight fails to generate $$$$ ( not likely... he's the best ) I'll have Alka Seltzer , Tums , Rolaids, and Vallium for us so we'll all get a good night's sleep.

10-4 on the Alka Seltzer, Tums and Rolaids but that meal is well worth it... BRACCIOLA .... UMMMMMMM

[CoverBoy]

Luv2Play2

You can join us anytime ... feel free to jump right in.

Open Invitation

-CB

[CoverBoy]

Spark

I hope our feasts every night won't play tricks on Karl The Kajun 's delicate Konstitution.

What do you want for dinner tomorrow ?

It's my week to cook and everyone must eat well.

Oh Christ I sound like my own mother. LOL

[RFC]

kmann

CB has a good reason for his poor navigation at the helm. He's played too much helmetless football.

Looks like the waters beez too choppy tonight to avoid hitting the reef and taking on water with all those stops. Tell CB to put down that swabbing mop and go find the bilge pump. Nothing for him to cook anyway, the nets are empty unless the late currents are favorable. LOL. RFC