Kaptain TOFs Saturday Cruise--One & Only

[Kaptain]

We bees getting set to sail....ItsBill bees at the helm again today. Neil bees strumming that (out of tune) guitar, and Spark and the Old Kaptain be beating our gums.(Talking/drinking)...here be our course...

Parlays
Colorado-124..win 8-2
Anaheim -123...win 8-4
1.00+2.28...win 2.28

Houston -143...win 6-3
Florida-152...lose 2-6
1.00=1.81..lose -1.00

Sides
Colorado-124...win 8-2...+1.00
Anaheim-123...win 8-4...+1.00
Houston-143...win6-3...+1.00
Florida-152...lose 2-6...-1.52
Twins+113...lose 2-4...-1.00
Dodgers -140...win 12-2...+1.00

Totals
Twins OVER 9 1/2-120...lose 2-4...-1.20
Marlins OVER 7 1/2-115...+1.00
Houston OVER 9 1/2-120...-1.20
Dodgers OVER 8 Even...+1.00

On another thread
Game 1--KC OVER 10 -110...win 10-2...+1.00
Pitts/Cinn OVER 8 1/2 Even...win 14-4...+1.00
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finished the days cruising at 9-5 for +4.36 pieces
of Silver...
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Spark--Neil--ItsBill, bees you ready...Shoving off in one hour...

[CoverBoy]

Kaptain

We're with you all the way ...

[Spark]

You said it Neil

ALL THE WAY... You still bees the best Kapt TOF ....

[wizardofoddz]

kmann

Best Of Luck

[Kaptain]

Wheres ItsBill

Kaptain bees worried....ItsBill be having one good day of sailing, and hees cants be found the next day...Kaptain was counting on cruising/drinking/talking withs his First Mate Spark, so I be hitting the Rum pretty heavy...The Kaptains not in shape to be at the wheel today...Simply put, the Kaptains bees DRUNK...Neil/Spark one of you has to step up and bees prepared to takes the wheel.
The Old Kaptain cants be partial, sos whoever comes aboard first, be the one at the wheel....

Kaptain don't even sees ItsBill lurking around the Docks anywhere..Spark/Neil. we supposes to be sailing in 12 minutes...

Some one comes aboard and grabs the wheel, the course bees plotted already...Kaptain gots to go relieves himself again...Rum is good, but goes thru the Kaptain like a Jealous womans Stare

[GoldVike]

BEST OF LUCK

TO YOU there Kaptain! Looks like a lot of winners there!! BOL!! Goldv

[Spark]

First Mate is here Kapt TOF... You go rest and I will take the wheel... I will get you when bill arrives... I am sure he is just busy on this night.... You can go relieve yourself now Kapt..
Have a great night now and we will wake you later....

[CoverBoy]

Kapt & Crew

I'm sure Bill is resting ... Spark if you need anything let me know ... Clear sailing ahead .

Kaptain get some rest . Not to worry

[ChuckLazar]

I like your card tonight, good luck