The SINKING of Kaptain TOFs Ship

[Kaptain]

arrrrggghh matey...wees be taking on more water than a thirsty Whale....Has to puts a crew below to scoop water out, as she be coming in pretty fast...Whiles the crew be scooping water, the Kaptain is gonna try and set sail under a heavy load....Has 10 men below now, means the Kaptain has to picks one game per crew member....Heavy board, but lots of water....
Cleveland -150
Detroit -111
Atlanta +110
Texas w/Rogers +101
Cards -143
San Fran-137
Pittsburgh OVER 9 1/2 -105
Montreal OVER 8 -105
Colorado OVER 9 1/2 -125
San Fran OVER 7 -115
we stands at a pitiful 59-52-3 for -4.39 units....needs the winds to pick up....dragging....Kaptain TOF

If youse can't swim, don't be taking this trip with the Kaptain...

[Spark]

kapt TOF... Stay positive and focused... We will be back on top very soon... Thanks...
First mate is aboard Sir....

[CoverBoy]

Kmann

You're due to put a beatin' on the card tonight , pardner and when you do I hope you'll be in a good mood tomorrow . You've been a little surly lately and once I bale out all this water we'll sail to Tahiti for a bit of R & R .

Here's to swimmin' with bow - legged women.

Best of luck My Man.