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    Things are pretty bad when you start dreaming about the
    game the night before. I would rather dream about powerball
    numbers than football games. In my dream it was the 4th. quarter
    and New England was winning 14-0 and had the ball. Whoever
    was next to me in my dream, I made the comment that Carolina
    would probably score a late touchdown and end up a 7 point
    game. Just then New England completes a long pass to Troy
    Brown and he is tackled at the 3 yard line. Bang, I wake up.
    Did they score or turn the ball over??? I'll never know till I
    watch it today. A dream this real has to be a lock just like
    Phil Jr. going for his 10th. straight coin flip win today with
    heads. I guess we'll all know later tonight. Good Luck to All!!!


    P.S. How come I never dream about getting a blow-job
    from my wife?????

  • #2
    1. It's only 9 straight
    2. Are you saying to bet NE and the under?
    3. It's funny cuz I dream about the blow job from your wife
    You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

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    • #3
      Phil

      do you wake with a WET bed??

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      • #4
        Phil Jr.

        My wife said she would give you a blow job but she already
        flossed her teeth today already!!!

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        • #5
          She has the whitest teeth I ever came across
          You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

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          • #6
            Hey Phil Jr. since I can't pick a winner in hoops lately, I'll give
            you Maryland and Lakers over.

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            • #7
              PhilJr

              That's too funny, reminds me of when my wife and I and 2 other couples went to Atlantic City. When we went to get rooms, the guy says they only have two available. So we took the rooms, all the guys were in one room and all the women were in the other room, there were only 2 beds in each room. I woke up in the middle of the night with my hand on the biggest hard-on I ever had. I told my buddy I have to go to the other room and share my hard-on with my wife, he told me, I better take him because it was his hard-on I was holding on to.....

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              • #8
                WIZ

                That's some funny ass shit
                1 of 1 Morons

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                • #9
                  Wiz

                  Do I want to know how this story ends??
                  You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

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                  • #10
                    Phil

                    what is the rest of the story?????:D

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