Lying Jack Price

[savage1]

Wow! Jack Price stated on his comp. line today that his paid service has won 13 straight in NBA, and that he goes for #14 tonight.
Upon closer reflection, however, that really is not that significant because part or all of that alleged winning streak is based on giving out both sides of the same game.
What Jack should have probably said is that today he goes for and will break his own record for lying for the 6570th straight day;that number was determined by the amount of years he has been in business(18) and multiplying by 365(it should be a little more counting leap years).

[savage1]

Lets have a moment of silence and say a prayer for good old Jack, as he actually lost an NBA game last night and ADMITTED it bringing his "run" to 14-1.
On the other hand from Jack's point of view maybe if you admit you lose at least once, maybe a few more folks will believe you.
Fear not though as tonight's promo is on big game between Lakers and Dallas, where Jack states that he is 9-0 betting on or against the Lakers this year.
That is truly remarkable because most of us can't figure out what crooked Lakers will do in just one game;perhaps Jack in this instance has his "scouts" stationed outside the Laker's locker room or has hidden listening devices contained within to find out what this scandalous bunch has planned for this evening when the pointspread and/or over under is on the line.