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WagerType: Date: Team: BuyPoints / Pitcher:
STRAIGHT BET Jul 18 MLB [951] ROCKIES (COLORADO) +138
STRAIGHT BET Jul 18 MLB [957] PHILLIES (PHILADELPHIA) +150
STRAIGHT BET Jul 18 MLB [960] CARDINALS (ST. LOUIS) -126
STRAIGHT BET Jul 18 MLB [966] BLUE JAYS (TORONTO) -103
Rockies: I'm sorry, when that fuck is anyone afraid of F Liriano?? I'm not gonna pass up +138 with Colorado's now healthy bats vs this shitty pitcher. Cargo back, Arnedo back, Blackmon, Tulo and the rest of the Rocks get the cash.
Philly: similar logic to the Rocks wager, Santana for the Braves has pitched better as of late, I'm betting today he's hit hard and hit often. And it's not like the Braves have any offense to provide their starting pitchers. I'll take Burnett and the Phillies in this one.
Cards: Dan Haren is as useless as a limp dick in a porno movie. Only reason this line isn't more is the public love affair with the Dodgers. Lynn is a stud, Cards are home, Han Ram is prolly at the Gynecologist getting his vagina checked for a pulled ovary(pussy is always hurt), Puig is likely swinging at any pitch thrown 3 feet outside the strike zone and Haren is serving up BP! Card bats get to Haren Early and Lynn throws 7 strong innings.
Toronto: The Rangers shouldn't be favored over anyone on the road, I know Darvish is a stud but he doesn't score any runs. Rangers blow and I'm gonna take the home team here and believe Dickey frustrates the shitty Texas bats all night.
Best of luck on all your wagers!
WagerType: Date: Team: BuyPoints / Pitcher:
STRAIGHT BET Jul 18 MLB [951] ROCKIES (COLORADO) +138
STRAIGHT BET Jul 18 MLB [957] PHILLIES (PHILADELPHIA) +150
STRAIGHT BET Jul 18 MLB [960] CARDINALS (ST. LOUIS) -126
STRAIGHT BET Jul 18 MLB [966] BLUE JAYS (TORONTO) -103
Rockies: I'm sorry, when that fuck is anyone afraid of F Liriano?? I'm not gonna pass up +138 with Colorado's now healthy bats vs this shitty pitcher. Cargo back, Arnedo back, Blackmon, Tulo and the rest of the Rocks get the cash.
Philly: similar logic to the Rocks wager, Santana for the Braves has pitched better as of late, I'm betting today he's hit hard and hit often. And it's not like the Braves have any offense to provide their starting pitchers. I'll take Burnett and the Phillies in this one.
Cards: Dan Haren is as useless as a limp dick in a porno movie. Only reason this line isn't more is the public love affair with the Dodgers. Lynn is a stud, Cards are home, Han Ram is prolly at the Gynecologist getting his vagina checked for a pulled ovary(pussy is always hurt), Puig is likely swinging at any pitch thrown 3 feet outside the strike zone and Haren is serving up BP! Card bats get to Haren Early and Lynn throws 7 strong innings.
Toronto: The Rangers shouldn't be favored over anyone on the road, I know Darvish is a stud but he doesn't score any runs. Rangers blow and I'm gonna take the home team here and believe Dickey frustrates the shitty Texas bats all night.
Best of luck on all your wagers!
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