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Kaptains casual plays Wednesday/Note to PJ
7-2 yesterday.......21-11 last 3 days.......
Special Joke for you Phil Jr......
Mexican Oysters
A big Wisconsin cheesehead stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around and hunting in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila w/ beer, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, ‘Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy! The cheesehead said, ‘What the heck, bring me an order.' The waiter replied, ‘I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, the cheesehead returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.’
here's todays' casual takes
Braves/Nats UNDER 7 1/2
Milw RL + 1 1/2 -130
Tigers
Red Sox/Stros OVER 8 1/2
Yankees/W Sox OVER 7 1/2
Texas -115...................8STR8 play when posted...streak = 4
T Bay -125...........2nd choice for 8STR8 if Texas rained out
Special Joke for you Phil Jr......
Mexican Oysters
A big Wisconsin cheesehead stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around and hunting in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila w/ beer, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, ‘Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy! The cheesehead said, ‘What the heck, bring me an order.' The waiter replied, ‘I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, the cheesehead returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.’
here's todays' casual takes
Braves/Nats UNDER 7 1/2
Milw RL + 1 1/2 -130
Tigers
Red Sox/Stros OVER 8 1/2
Yankees/W Sox OVER 7 1/2
Texas -115...................8STR8 play when posted...streak = 4
T Bay -125...........2nd choice for 8STR8 if Texas rained out
begins takeing off her gown): Santa your So sexy, Would you like to stay with me tonight?
Bang Bang to the bookie.
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