Herbie Loves Christmas

[knowlez]

GUYS DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE CHRISTMAS BUT SOMETIMES A GUY CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH. I WENT OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO GET THE OLD HERBWISER WET WENT TO THIS BAR I NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE I GET A DRINK SIT BACK AND RELAX IN COMES THIS HOMILY LOOKING THING AND PLOPS DOWN RIGHT BY ME AND MY GOOD BUDDY HERBIE AND BEGINS TO TELL ME HOW SHE LOVES CHRISTMAS AND HOW SHE LOVES TO TRY NEW THINGS. I SAID MISS IAM NOT INTERESTED AND SHE CONTINUES TO GO ON AND ON. SHE SAYS DONT I LOOK LIKE CHRISTMAS BEFORE I EVEN THOUGHT I SAID MORE LIKE HALLOWEEN AND SHIT HIT THE FAN SHE CALLED ME A KNOW GOOD HEVEN AND GAVE ME HELL ALL THE WAY OUT THE DOOR. I FEAL BAD BUT A GUY CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH. I DONT EVEN THINK MY GOOD BUDDY BOB WOULD HAVE EVEN SERVICED HER DAMN WAS SHE UGLY

[kbsooner21]

lol

merry christmas buddy

[Lucky Leo]

MERRY CHRISTMAS HERBIE AND KNOWLEZ. FUNNY HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT TOO. LAST WEEK I GAVE A GIRL MY NUMBER BUT I WAS SO DRUNK I WROTE MY OWN DAMN NUMBER DOWN WRONG. LAST NIGHT SHE GOT THE RIGHT ONE. WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

[PhilJr]

Have a "white" Christmas Herbie

[savage1]

Hey Knowlez-Think of it this way:it could have been worse-what if Ty Gaston sat down next to you and Herbie instead of the broad?
Merry Christmas to you and the Herbster, and I hope the latter strikes more times than even he can imagine in the "coming" new year(safely of course).

[savage1]

Hey Knowlez-I hope you didn't take my remark about Ty Gaston as an insult(then again maybe the herbster and you were so busy last night that you/he didn't read it in the first place).