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HELLO ALL HERBIE AND I WE HAD SOME ACTION LAST NIGHT. I WENT OVER TO THIS GIRLS HOUSE LAST NIGHT AND SHE IS A GOOD GIRL SHE LOVES TO SUCK A DICK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I DECIDED I GIVE HER A EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT SO I TOLD HER I WOULD EAT HER MUFFIN HER EYES LIT UP AS I SLOWLY TOOK HER PAINTIES OFF. I PROCEDED TO EAT HER COOKIE ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE STARTS MOANING I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE THE MORE I EAT THE LOUDER SHE GETS. ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEAR SOMEONE AT THE DOOR TAMMY YOU ALL RIGHT I AM GOING TO CALL THE POLICE AND I KEEP LETTING HER HAVE IT SHE IS MOANING OH I CANT BREATHE I SAID YOU BETTER START BREATHING CAUSE YOU NOSY ASS NEIGHBOR JUST CALLED THE COPS SHE THOUGHT I WAS STRANGLING YOU. OH MY! ALL OF A SUDDEN A BIG KNOCK ON THE DOOR MAMM YOU ALL RIGHT WE HAD A CALL SAYING THEY HEARD YOU SCREAMING I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE. I OPEN THE DOOR AND THE OFFICER COMES IN HE SAID I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS YOU KNOWLEZ SPREADING SOME OF YOUR CHRISTMAS CHEER. I REPLY ACTUALLY I WAS EATING IT EAT THIS YEAR. TAMMY GOT RED IN THE FACE AND HER NOSY OLD BITCH OF A NEIGHBOR SAID WELL I NEVER HEARD OF SUCH STUFF YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. I SAID SWEETHART STICK AROUND AND I WLL WATER YOUR PETUNIA LIKE YOU NEVER HAD IT BEFORE. HU AND OUGHT THE DOOR SHE WENT. OFFICER PHIL SAID NOW KNOWLEZ YOU GOT TO KEEP THE NOISE DOWN I NEVER ARRESTED ANYONE FOR MAKING SOMEONE SCREAM AS YOU LIKE TO DO ..:D :D
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