monkey business

[curtis53170]

IS IT ME OR HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT OVER THE LAST DECADE OR SO THE PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES, OR MORE SO THE BLACK PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES HAVE CONTRACTED A VIRUS OR SOMETHING , THAT CAUSES THEM TO YELL AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS AFTER A SLAM DUNK OR MAYBE EVEN A BLOCKED SHOT. IN FOOTBALL, THEY DO SOME EPILEPTIC SEIZURE DANCE OR THEY FEEL THE NEED TO LATE HIT SOMEONE AFTER A PLAY IS OVER,(TERRELL OWENS FOR EXAMPLE) TO STAKE CLAIM TO THEIR PART OF THE JUNGLE. IVE BEEN WATCHING THE NATURE CHANNEL AND ANIMAL PLANET AND IVE SEEN MONKEYS AND GORILLAS YELLING WHEN THEY FELT LIKE THEY CONQUERED SOMETHING OR ANOTHER MONKEY. AND I DID SEE A BLIND SIDE HIT FROM AN ORANGUTAN TO ANOTHER BECAUSE HE WAS PROTECTING HIS HOME FIELD ( OR TERRITORY IF YOU WILL) . IM NOT A DOCTOR, VET, OR ANYTHING BUT I DID STAY AT A HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS LAST NIGHT. WHICH GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO PLEAD OUT FOR HELP BECAUSE THERE SEEMS TO BE A MAD MONKEY DISEASE EPIDEMIC OUT THERE THAT SEEMS TO BE GETTING WORSE AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO ADDRESS THE PROBLEM NOW, OR ELSE 10 YEARS FROM NOW A GUY IS GONNA SCORE A TOUCHDOWN THEN HOP ON THE BACK OF A CHEERLEADER AND START F***K**G HER BRAINS OUT TO PROVE HE IS THE KING OF THE LAND. OR WORSE HE WILL JUST TURN AROUND AND SHOOT THE GUY THAT IS DEFENDING HIM THEN SHOVE A BANANA IN HIS ASS.( TO LEAVE HIS MARK OF COURSE. LOL)
IF ANYONE ELSE RELATED THE SPORTS OF TODAY WITH THE GREAT OUTDOORS PLEASE LET ME KNOW. IT MIGHT JUST BE ME.

[Art]

Some people are more reserved and less emotionally expressive than others. Less animal-like if you will.

Some races are more reserved and less emotionally expressive than others.

Atheletes are generally more aggressive than others - get busted, beat their women, etc. Maybe its a testosterone thing.

[PhilJr]

Sounds like there is still problems in the south. If you need any help, give me a call. I still have 1 glove left.

Mark Fuhrmann

[mbates]

Most people don't know Phil Jr. is a gynecologist. He came home
from work today and his wife asked him if he was tired? Phil Jr.
just said he was bushed!!!

[casheasy]

Now lookeee here!

[mbates]

I'm a little upset with Phil Jr. right now. Ever since he made love to my chicken she can't give me winners anymore. I'm thinking
about giving her to Jim Feist!!!

[curtis53170]

the only problem we have here in the south phillip iswere tired of seeing sports turn "into a its all about me" game. every time you watch a game players are doing something stupid to berate the sport they play. for example, warren sapp knocking a guys block off 40 yards away from the play. terrell owens every time he steps on the field he thinks its a rap concert and the spotlight is supposed to be on just him. i think it was the first game this year, when the guy from cleveland threw hi helmet accross the field on the last play, and cost them the win. how about leon lett showboating in the superbowl and gets the ball stripped on the one yard line. i dont give a shit where they are from, if you are gonna play professional , be professional. save the taunting for when u retire and go to prison. if you make it to retirement.


IF IT LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY, AND ACTS LIKE A MONKEY, THEN GUESS WHAT?????


IT IS. SO F***ING GIVE IT A BANANA.

[mbates]

Good Morning Phil Jr.