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> Down Goes The Zipper!
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> In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was
> waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and
> it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight
> to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
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> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached
> behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her
> enough slack to raise her leg.
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> Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So,
> a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
> skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once
> again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
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> With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
> little more and again was unable to make the step.
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> About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
> easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
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> She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How
> dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
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> The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
> you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
> friends."
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> Down Goes The Zipper!
>
> In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was
> waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and
> it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight
> to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
>
> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached
> behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her
> enough slack to raise her leg.
>
> Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So,
> a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
> skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once
> again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
>
> With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
> little more and again was unable to make the step.
>
> About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
> easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
>
> She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How
> dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
>
> The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
> you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
> friends."
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