Herbie And Bob Go To Weight Watchers

[knowlez]

WELL FELLOWS OLD BOB OUT DID HIMSELF LAST NIGHT HE TRULY IS A SICK BASTARD. ANYWAY HE IS WANTING TO MEET SOME NEW FAT CHICKS HE IS TIRED OF THE SAME OLD ONES. HE SEES IN THE PAPER A WEIGHWATCHERS MEETING GOING ON LAST NIGHT HE SAYS KNOWLEZ YOU WANT TO GO. I REPLIED HELL KNOW HE SAYS IT MIGHT BE FUN AND I WILL BUY ALL THE BOOZE I SAID ITS GOING TO TAKE ALOT OF BOOZE HE SAYS WE GOT ALL NIGHT. SO WE GO TO THIS MEETING AND WE GO IN BOB SAYS TO ME DONT BE A STUCK UP LITTLE PRICK I WANT LAID. SO WE INTRODUCE OUR SELVES BOB SAYS HELLO IAM BOB AND I WOULD LIKE TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS HELLO BOB THEY ALL REPLY. HELLO I AM KNOWLEZ AND THIS HERE FELLOW IS MY PAL HERBIE. I HEARD A FEW CHUCLKE AND A FEW SAY WE GOT A WISE GUY HERE. BOB ELBOWS ME AND SAYS DONT FUCK THIS UP. OKAY BOB I WILL BE GOOD THE INSTRUCTOR COMES IN AND STARTS PREACHING YOUR ARE WHAT YOU EAT I LOOK OVER AT BOB AND SAID DO I LOOK LIKE A PUSSY HE SAID KNOW SHUT UP. WELL THE INSTUCTOR HEARD ME TALKING AND SAID SIR WHATS SO FUNNY BACK THERE I REPLIED WELL YOU SAID YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT I ASKED MY GOOD FRIEND BOB HERE IF I LOOKED LIKE A PUSSY CAUSE I EAT ALOT OF IT. OH MY SIR YOUR SURE ARE RUDE AND THERE WILL BE KNOW MORE TALK LIKE THAT BOB HITS ME SHUT UP KNOWLEZ. I REPLIED MAMM IF YOU NEVER HAD YOUR BOX MUNCHED ON YOUR TRULY MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING I BET IF I GAVE YOU A GOOD BOX MUNCHING YOU WOULD FORGET ALL ABOUT ALL THESE FAT WOMEN . OH MY YOU HAVE TO GO I HAVE NEVER HEARD SUCH CRAZY TALK OUT OUT NOW. I SAID OKAY BUT IF YOUR EVER NEEDING YOUR COOKIE MUNCHED ON I AM THE MAN. WELL BOB WAS PISSSED BUT HE GOT OVER IT PRETTY QUICK HE PICKED UP A BIG MAMMA AT THE LOCAL HOG HOUSE.:D

[savage1]

Knowlez-You get better and better each time.
You should get a job as a standup comedian on HBO.
Maybe you could even use Ty Gaston to get you an audition.

[PhilJr]

Knowlez, you ever had a chicken? mbates needs a story after the plucking he got today

[Lucky Leo]

funny as hell Knowlez.