Knowlez Goes Christmas Shopping

[knowlez]

YES I WENT CHRISTMAS SHOPING THIS WEEKEND AND I HEADED STRAIGHT TO VICTORIAS SECRETS FOR A QUICK PEAK AT THE LOVELY NEW LINGERIE SECTION. I HAD A GOOD BUZZ GOING ON AND WENT IN AND THERE WAS THIS EXTRA LARGE LADY IN THERE AND SHE SAID SIR I THINK YOUR LOST. I SAID MAMM ME LOST I THINK YOU SHOULD LOOK IN A MIRROR THERE IS NOTHING IN HERE THAT WOULD FIT YOU. SHE SAYS YOU INSESITIVE LITTLE BASTARD I SAID HEY MISS PIGGY YOU STARTED IT THEN SHIT HIT THE FAN THREE OF THE BIGGEST HEIFERS I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE STARTED CHEWING MY ASS. I SAID LADIES IF I HAD A LICENSE TO HAUL LIVESTOCK I HAUL ALL YOUR FAT ASSES TO THE SALE BARN. WELL THATS WHEN THEY DECIDED TO WHIP THE SHIT OUT OF ME THEY THREW ME AROUND LIKE A RUBBER TOY I HEARD ONE OF THEM SAY WE OUGHT TO FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT. I SAID LET ME UP YOUR SQUISHING THE SHIT OUT OF ME. SECURITY ARRIVES AND I KNOW THE DUDE HE ACTS LIKE HE DOESNT KNOW ME AND SAYS WHATS THE PROBLEM THE THREE FAT HOGS SAY HE SAYS WE DONT BELONG IN HERE. HE SMILES AND SAYS SIR DID YOU SAY THAT I REPLIED ONLY AFTER SHE SAID I WAS LOST. SECURITY SAYS MISS AND SHE QUICKLY REPLIES MRS I SAY I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM WHAT PURPOSE DO YOU HAVE COMING IN HERE SHE SAYS I LIKE TO LOOK I REPLIED YEAH YOU LIKE TO FANTISIZE ABOUT GETTING IN TO SOMETHING LIKE THIS HERE AND SHOW HER SOME LOVELY PINK PAINTIES. AND MOUNTING MY GOOD BUDDY HERBIE HERE AND SHAKE IT AT THEM. BOB THE SECURITY GUARD SAYS SIR PLEASE LEAVE AND HE TAKES CARE OF THEM. HE CALLS LATTER THAT NIGHT KNOWLEZ WHEN I SPEAK OF YOU I WILL SPEAK OF YOU WELL HE SAID THAT WAS THE BEST SEX HE EVER HAD. I CAN MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN FROM GETTING SQUISHED TO GETTINY MY BUDDY BOB SOME FAT CHICKS :D

[poboy]

KEEP EM COMIN