KB's NFL Week 4 Monday Night

[vols fan]

Got caught up with Church early and work after that yesterday and didn't play anything til the Gwomen last night.

I'm trying to figure out whats more shocking. KB in Church or KB working

[insidethe8thpol]

Good call TyB !!

[vols fan]

KB's normal Sunday morning.

7:00 get up for church
7:15 get in shower
7:16 stick finger down throat from night before
7:17 take the plug out you idiot
7:20 Get out of shower
7:21 Lay on bed with towel around you and hope room stops spinning
8:00 get up and dressed for church
8:45 get to church and forget you didn't stop for breath mints
8:50 go to store for breath mints and visine.
8:55 Back at church eyes clear and breath smelling good
9:00 Start church
9:05 Feel the beer shits come on from the night before
9:10 Get up to take a shit just before the offering plate is passed around so you don't look bad not puting money in.
9:25 Go back in church
9:30 Preacher is preaching and you are thinking about the race and football games the whole time
10:00 Church is over.Put in one last breath mint just incase preacher is at the door to shake your hand and go home

[jcindaville]

nice job douche sniff

[jcindaville]

KB aint been to church































quick pagan


where is the book of ester located

[jcindaville]

lol

[kbsooner21]

Since when does going to Church mean you have to have every Bible verse memorized?

[vols fan]

where is the book of ester located

I don't know about the book but I had a bartender named ester one time that was pretty hot


signed,

KB

[KazDog]

The preacher at KB's church is busy ordering this morning....Seems as though someone guzzled an entire case of the sacrificial wine on Sunday. Anybody want to guess who that could be???

KAZ

[kbsooner21]

This thread is full of dick sniffers

[KazDog]

This thread is full of dick sniffers

Thou shalt not insult thy neighbor....

KAZ

[kbsooner21]

Thou shalt not insult thy neighbor....

KAZ

Thou shalt not trespass...

[ToDaClub]

KB aint been to church































quick pagan


where is the book of ester located

In the Bible. How tough a question is that?

[insidethe8thpol]

KB aint been to church


quick pagan


where is your bottle of ether located

I would take a stab and say its right next to case his of Spanish Fly & roll of duct tape

[ToDaClub]

KB's normal Sunday morning.

7:00 get up for church
7:15 get in shower
7:16 stick finger down throat from night before
7:17 take the plug out you idiot
7:20 Get out of shower
7:21 Lay on bed with towel around you and hope room stops spinning
8:00 get up and dressed for church
8:45 get to church and forget you didn't stop for breath mints
8:50 go to store for breath mints and visine.
8:55 Back at church eyes clear and breath smelling good
9:00 Start church
9:05 Feel the beer shits come on from the night before
9:10 Get up to take a shit just before the offering plate is passed around so you don't look bad not puting money in.
9:25 Go back in church
9:30 Preacher is preaching and you are thinking about the race and football games the whole time
10:00 Church is over.Put in one last breath mint just incase preacher is at the door to shake your hand and go home

Pretty good stuff here too, what is this place turning into? JokersChat? Better get the Turd back, everyone is in way too good of a mood.