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    Tickle me Elmo
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    A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo
    factory. The personnel manager explains her duties,
    and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
    The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the
    personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman
    comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.
    He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is
    backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager
    down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
    Sure enough, Elmo's are backed up all over the place.
    At the end of the line is the new employee. She has
    a roll of the material used for the Elmo's and a big
    bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little
    piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and
    starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
    The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.
    After several minutes, he pulls himself together,
    walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I
    guess you misunderstood me yesterday.
    Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles
    If you cant dazzal them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
    glt97

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      I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning , that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " Frank Sinatra'' Also know as (the dago) by his close freinds .

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