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Subject: Ghost Sex
> >
> >
> > A professor at the University of Texas was giving a
> > lecture on the
> > supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he
> > asks "How many people here
> > believe in ghosts"?
> >
> > About 90 students raise their hands.
> >
> > "Well, that's a good start.
> > Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any
> > of you think you've seen
> > a ghost?"
> >
> > About 40 students raise their hands
> >
> > "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this
> > seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
> >
> > About 15 students raise their hands.
> >
> > "Has any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
> >
> > Way in the back, mbates raises his hand. The
> > professor takes off his
> > glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been
> > giving this lecture; no one
> > has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
> > You've got to come up here
> > and tell us about your experience."
> >
> > The big redneck student replied with a nod and a
> > grin, and began to make his
> > way up to the podium. When he reached the front of
> > the room, the professor
> > asks, "So, mbates, tell us what it's like to have sex
> > with a ghost?"
> >
> > mbates replied, "Shiiiiit! From way back thar I
> > thought
> > you said, 'GOATS !!!!
> >
> >
> > A professor at the University of Texas was giving a
> > lecture on the
> > supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he
> > asks "How many people here
> > believe in ghosts"?
> >
> > About 90 students raise their hands.
> >
> > "Well, that's a good start.
> > Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any
> > of you think you've seen
> > a ghost?"
> >
> > About 40 students raise their hands
> >
> > "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this
> > seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
> >
> > About 15 students raise their hands.
> >
> > "Has any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
> >
> > Way in the back, mbates raises his hand. The
> > professor takes off his
> > glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been
> > giving this lecture; no one
> > has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
> > You've got to come up here
> > and tell us about your experience."
> >
> > The big redneck student replied with a nod and a
> > grin, and began to make his
> > way up to the podium. When he reached the front of
> > the room, the professor
> > asks, "So, mbates, tell us what it's like to have sex
> > with a ghost?"
> >
> > mbates replied, "Shiiiiit! From way back thar I
> > thought
> > you said, 'GOATS !!!!
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