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A local gas station trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a
sign
saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."
Soon a "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his
free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and, if he
guessed
correctly, he would get his Free sex.
The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, but you were
close.
The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time, but maybe next
time."
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy Casheasy pulled
in
again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess
the
correct number. The man guessed (2) this time and the proprietor said,
Sorry, it
was (3). You were close, but no free sex this time.
" As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think
that
game is rigged and he really doesn't give away free sex".
His buddy, (Casheasy) replied, "No tain't mbates, it's not rigged? My
wife
won twice last week".
sign
saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."
Soon a "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his
free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and, if he
guessed
correctly, he would get his Free sex.
The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, but you were
close.
The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time, but maybe next
time."
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy Casheasy pulled
in
again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess
the
correct number. The man guessed (2) this time and the proprietor said,
Sorry, it
was (3). You were close, but no free sex this time.
" As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think
that
game is rigged and he really doesn't give away free sex".
His buddy, (Casheasy) replied, "No tain't mbates, it's not rigged? My
wife
won twice last week".
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