Kaptains' MLB for Sat 7-10

[Kaptain]

last 2 days we didn't do very well.........

here's todays'

SIDES...as shown
Nationals +100.............................POD
Astros -110.................................POD
D'Backs -135
Tigers -155.................................POD

TOTALS...all OVERS at -110
Cubs/Dodgers 8 1/2
Reds/Phils 7 1/2
Padres/Rockies 9
R Sox/Blue Jays 9
Angels/A's 8 1/2
Yanks/Mariners 7

RUN LINES....+ 1 1/2 as shown
Mets -155
Nationals -160.............................POD
Reds -105
Pirates -130
Royals -130
Indians +105

gl to all....lock and load

[Udog]

Good luck today, Kaptain!

[Jimmy The Greek]

GoodLuck . .

[Tnbreakers]

Bol Kapt! With ya on the Tigers!

[ravenmaniac]

BOL Kapt.

[jt4545]

good luck my friend, hope your feeling great today. aug. 5th " Aint Fur Off "

[ntorreg88]

good luck Kapt

[FB Coach13]

GL Kapt! Keep em coming my man

[libertypl]

Turn it around, BOL today Kapt.

[Spark]

STUD ROOSTER


A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me.
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
And I am taking over.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'
The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.' The old rooster takes off running.. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
When he sees the roosters running by.


The Old Rooster is squawking
And running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,



'Dammit...
Third gay rooster I bought this month.'



Moral of this Story...

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
wisdom, and a little treachery

Always overcome youth and arrogance!

OLD DUDES RULE!!!

[Tnbreakers]

I agree with that.