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HELLO ALL KNOWLEZ HERE I WENT TO THIS KAROKE BAR LAST NIGHT AND WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSNIESS HAVING A FEW DRINKS AND WATCHING EVERYONE SING. THIS ODD LOOKING DUDE GETS ON STAGE AND SAYS HE WANTS TO SING A SONG FOR A VERY SPECIAL PERSON IN THE AUDIENCE HE PROCEEDS TO SING ISLANDS IN THE STREAM AND ABOUT THE TIME HE HITS SAIL AWAY WITH ME TO ANOTHER WORLD HE IS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND I SAID HOLD IT BUSTER I HOPE YOUR NOT SINGING TO ME. HE THEN STARTS SINGING YOU GOT BETTY DAVIS EYES. I SAID WHAT THE HELLS A MATTER WITH YOU. HE THEN STARTS TO SING THE HIPPY HIPPY SHAKE I SAID LISTEN HERE BUSTER I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A ROYAL FUCKING ASS KICKING IF YOU DONT GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME. HE THEN PROCEEDS TO SING A LITTLE ZZTOP I AM A ROUGH BOY AND THEN HE SAYS JUST GOT ENOUGH OF THAT STICKY STUFF TO PUT IN YOUR BLUE JEANS. WELL I LET HIM HAVE I THOUGHT ABOUT STRANGLING THE SON OF BITCH. I KICKED HIM RIGHT IN THE NUTS AND PUT THE BOOT TO HIM A COUPLE OF TIMES BEFORE I WAS PULLED OFF. TURNS OUT I WAS PARTIALLY AT FAULT I DIDNT SEE THE SIGN ON THE DOOR BOYS ONLY PLEASE MY DUMB ASS WALKED RIGHT INTO A QUEER FEST I MEAN JESUS I FUCKED UP I COULD HAVE BEEN SCREWED BLEWED AND TATTOED. WELL I LEARNED MY LESSON BEFORE GOING OUT OF TOWN CHECK OUT WHERE YOUR GOING TO PARTY... HERBIE DIDNT LIKE HIS REPUTATION BEING TARNISHED OF BEING A IN A QUEER BAR.
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