Knowlez Meets Santa Claus

[knowlez]

HELLO ALL KNOWLEZ HERE WENT TO THE LOCAL TITTY BAR LAST NIGHT. WAS HAVING ONE HELL OF GOOD TIME WHEN OUT COME OUT THIS FOXY NUMBER ALL DRESSED IN A SANTA SUIT. SHE COME UP TO ME I SAID WOULD YOU LIKE TO PET MY GOOD BUDDY HERBIE SHE SAID LETS GO TO THE PRIVATE ROOM I AGREED HERBIE WAS STANDING STRAIGHT UP AND BEGGING FOR ATTENTION AND SHE TOLD HIM HOW GOOD A BOY HE WAS AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS HE STARTED TO JUMP UP AND DOWN OLD HERB WAS REALLY LETTING HIS HAIR DOWN AND SHE WAS DOING QUITE A JOB GIVING HIM A LITTLE VIP TRAETMENT. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN IN COME THE FUCKING COPS AND BUSTED A BUNCH OF UNDER AGE KIDS IN THERE BOOZING IT UP. ONE OF THE COUNTY MOUINTIES COME UP AND SAID YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF CARRYING ON WITH SANTA LIKE THAT. I SAID WHATS A MATTER BUDDY DONT YOU LIKE GIRLS WELL THAT WAS THE WRONG THING TO SAY HE PRECEEDED TO CHEW MY ASS TELLING ME HOW STRAIGHT HE WAS. I SAID IF YOU DONT LIKE HER IN HER SANTA SUIT THERE IS DEFINETELY SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR DUMB ASS. HE SAYS OKAY BUSTER YOURE GOING DOWNTOWN I SAID FOR WHAT EXPOSING YOU FOR BEING A FAG.. BOY HE WAS REALLY GETTING PISSED THEN. ALL OF A SUDDEN SANTA DECIDED SHE HEARD A ENOUGH OF HIS SHIT AND GIVE HIM A BUDLIGHT BATH RIGHT ON TOP OF HIS DUMB ASS HEAD. WELL HE HAULED HER ASS TO THE POKIE AND I BAILED HER OUT ALL FOR A LITTLE TRADE. WHEEEEEE IT WAS FUN AND SHE LOOKED GOOD IN HER LITTLE SANTA PAINTIES... :D

[casheasy]

Merry Christmas to all...

and to all a good night!

Hope Herbie enjoys the holiday season.

[Homer]

Thats Great Knowlez. Keep posting those I love reading them.

[knowlez]

I SENT SOME STUFF INTO THIS CONTEST I ENTERED... THEY REALLY LIKE MY STUFF THINK I COULD WRITE SOME INTERSTING STORIES FOR THEM...

[Art]

You are definitely creative.


Watch out for that thin line.


You know, the one bordering insanity.

[knowlez]

OKAY DR. PHIL OH AND BY THE WAY IF MY POSTS BOTHER YOU PLEASE DONT READ GOOD DAY AND GOOD FUCKING NIGHT.

[Art]

Your posts don't bother me at all.

Herbie's adventures are always entertaining.

I was just teasing you while complimenting your creative mind.

[poboy]

there you go knowlez

its okay type away bring us the yuletide cheer happy thanksgiving to you

[knockonwood]

Screw Dr. Phil Knowlez!!! Keep EM coming Buddy!!! Better watch how I say that!!! Have a Safe Holiday!!! Knock!

[savage1]

Knowlez-Keep em coming. Who could possibly be offended by your humor.
Now Ty Gaston with his 104-6 alleged Code Zebra record;that's offensive.

[Baseball_Nut]

[poboy]

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[Lucky Leo]

I love the Herbie stories keep em coming. Leo

[poboy]

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