Need Help

[knowlez]

HELLO ALL KNOWLEZ HERE. I GOT THIS FRIEND WHO LIKES TO SPANK HIS MONKEY I THINK HE HAS A PROBLEM HE CLAIMS HE CAN DO WHO EVER HE WANTS BY BEATING HIS OWN HORSE. ONLY PROBLEM IS HIS WIFE WALKED IN AND CAUGHT HIM DOING THE DEED AND HE CALLED ME ASKING FOR ADVICE FUCK IF I KNOW WHAT TO TELL HIM HIS OLD LADY IS PISSED AND TOLD HIM TO GET FUCKED.. ALL THE FELLOWS AT WORK ARE RIDING HIS ASS THE DUMB SHIT TOLD TOLD THE WHOLE WORLD. AT WORK THEY HUNG A BIG SIGN WELCOME TO WACKERVILLE ON HIS WORK STATION. HE CLAIMS HE WACKS HIS TURTTLE AT LEAST SIX TIMES A DAY NOW THATS JUST WRONG ANYONE KNOW ANY GOOD SEX DOCTORS OUT THERE I WOULD LIKE TO HELP SPANKY.:confused:

[poboy]

sounds

like mrs monkey spanker might need servicing oh herbieeeeee

[knowlez]

I KNOW BUT HERBIE THINKS SHE IS KIKD A FUGLY THATS SHORT FOR FUCKING UGLY.. AND SPANKY IS MY FRIEND

[poboy]

well then

kill her and report spankys spankquests whenever possible inquiring minds will want to know

[knowlez]

OKAY HERES ONE FOR YOU I ACTUALLY CAUGHT HIM DOING THIS.. SPANKY WATCHED THE MOVIE AMERICAN PIE AND TRIED IT HE GOT A APPLE PIE OUT OF THE VENDING MACHINE AND TRIED IT OUT ON OUR BREAKROOM TABLE ALL I SEEN WAS HIM BOUNCING UP AND DOWN ON LITTLE DEBBIE

[poboy]

knowlez

you need an agent because a book of short stories is on the horizon we need some with holiday themes

[knowlez]

HERBIE IS A CIRCUS CLOWN HIS NAME IS DING A LING COME WATCH HIM SERVICE TY GASTONS OLD LADY UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE...

[poboy]

i just got back

let the yuletide season begin