Herbie Goes To The Chicken Ranch

[knowlez]

HELLO ALL! WENT TO ARE VERSION OF THE CHICKEN RANCH LAST NIGHT ALL LIT UP WITH A JAR OF CARMEX AND A FISTFULL OF HUNDREDS.. I PROCEED IN THE DOOR AND CHECK THE GIRLS OUT AND I PICK TO LOVELY CREATURES OUT THE SAID $150.00 FOR A HANDJOB AND THREE BILLS TO WATER OUR FLOWERS.. I SAID I WILL TAKE BOTH FIRST THE HANDJOB OLD HERBIE LIKES FOREPLAY OH DAMN DOES HE LIKE FOREPLAY. WELL ENOUGH OF THE PLAYING WITH THE OLD HERBWISER HE IS READY FOR BUSINESS. I ASKED THE LADIES IF THEY CARED IF I GREASED THEIR LOVELY HOLES WITH MY CARMEX ONE OF THEM SAID ITS YOUR TIME AND MONEY GO FOR IT. I GRINNED KNOWING DAMN WELL THIS WOULD LEAD TO A WILD RIDE. SO I GIVE THEM BOTH A GOOD LATHERING OF MY CARMEX AND THE SIDE AFFECTS HIT INSTANTLY. THEY START SQUEALLING IT BURNS I SAY ITS MY TIME ROLL OVER IAM READY FOR ACTION ONE OF THE GIRLS HOPS ON THE OLD HERBIE AND SAYS MAKE THE BURNING GO AWAY AND THE OTHER ONE SITS ON MY FACE LETS JUST SAY I WONT HAVE CHAPPED LIPS FOR QUITE SOME TIME. IT WAS QUITE A TIME IF ANY OF YOU FELLOWS ARE TIRED OF GETTING A DEAD FUCK AND WE ALL GET THEM RUB A LITTLE CARMEX ON YOUR FINGER AND GREASE HER WHOLE WITH IT AND SHE WILL TURN INTO A REAL LIVE GOOD TIME. :D

[ez winners]

You should be a spokesman for CARMEX!!

[knowlez]

I WONDER IF I HAD MRS. GASTON RUB SOME CARMEX ON OLD TY'S BUNGHOLE AND THEN TURN A HOT HORNY THREE PECKERED BILLYGOAT LOOSE ON HIM. AH SHIT HE WOULD ENJOY IT TOO MUCH SINCE I HAVE BEEN SERVICING MRS.GASTON QUITE REGURALY.