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It's cold and rainy on Long Island and sadly, no golf today. So I threw a few things together.
Not my best work I'll admit ... but I promise that the next Hip will be ....
MEANER !!!!
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Cmon … the truth … does anyone really give 2 warm craps about this buffoon’s golf swing ?
And poor Hank Haney … he’s a decent man and a wonderful teacher but even he must be working on his last nerve while asking himself :
“Is this guy a fucking moron or what ? “
I hope Charles has finally accepted the cold hard fact that swinging a golf club properly requires a helluva lot more talent than merely dunking a basketball or shooting a free throw
David Feherty just may be the funniest man alive. The Golf Channel should make him the host commentator for Haney and Barkley … it would be a laugh a minute.
If you get a chance , check him out ... he's freaking hysterical
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Last week Michelle Wie finished 25 strokes behind winner Brittany Lincicome in the LPGA’s first major.
Every time she tees it up in a tournament , a more deserving girl can not.
She is … by far …. by a country mile … the most over rated hyped –up athlete in sports history … man or woman.
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And , in case you’re wondering who the 2nd most overrated is ….
Jay Cutler
Man did the scouts have this guy pegged all wrong.
" He's got some arm ... he's got a helluva arm "
Big Fucking Deal ... this means nothing without a brain and a heart
This loser couldn’t win with Vanderbilt … was a swing and a miss in Denver … and now has lucked out with a job for The Bears.
What mystifies me the most is that Bear fans are excited … when they should be furious.
After he flops with Chicago ( and he will ) his next stop could be Saskatchewan .... not as a football player ... but as a contestant in their annual arm - wrestling tournament.
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If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius ….
1)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
2) 'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey
3) 'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life'
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
4) I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my, body'
--Winston Bennett University of Kentucky basketball forward
5) 'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,'
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
6) 'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
--A congressional candidate in Texas
7) 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
--Al Gore, Vice President
8) 'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.'
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
9) 'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
-- Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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And lastly …
Ex – Lion Coach Rod Marinelli , when asked to describe his Quarterback , Jon Kitna
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PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !! 
NBA is a joke
U-C-O-N-N = Uconn! Uconn! Uconn!
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