Pain's Pucks for monday

[Chado1]

1-0 calgary ! GO FLAMES GO !(air horn) chado you know what i'm talkin about.



hey chado did you follow by any chance ?

Yea the Flames horn when they score is pretty cool...always liked their's especially when you bet em and you hear that noise..

And no man I did not bet any I am waiting until the playoffs just gonna throw down HEAVY on some series wagers cant wait brother...

[MR Pain]

as much as you think your done i still think you make it, but as you know my good canadian friend it's all about goaltending and your 100% right about halak on that heatly goal, even if he did have some help from a D- man, he froze, don't know if you ever played goal before maybe just in a pick up game, but halak froze and your not gonna win in the playoffs with a goalie that freeze's. yea price needs to finish the season and either put them on his back or take a lesson from this year.

markov is a HUGE blow, and schneider, i hear ya chado just remember that i am a fan of the absolute worst team in hockey, ohh wait 2nd worse. I have never endured a quebec/colorado season like this it is actually pathetic. i hope sakic comes back just 1 more year, and our GM giguere ? needs to GTF out.

[Chado1]

Yea the Flames horn when they score is pretty cool...always liked their's especially when you bet em and you hear that noise..

And no man I did not bet any I am waiting until the playoffs just gonna throw down HEAVY on some series wagers cant wait brother...

Oh fuck brother my bad you are talking about the horns the Flames fans squeak when they are chanting GO FLAMES GO!!! LMFAO I cant believe that one flew over my head..

[Chado1]

as much as you think your done i still think you make it, but as you know my good canadian friend it's all about goaltending and your 100% right about halak on that heatly goal, even if he did have some help from a D- man, he froze, don't know if you ever played goal before maybe just in a pick up game, but halak froze and your not gonna win in the playoffs with a goalie that freeze's. yea price needs to finish the season and either put them on his back or take a lesson from this year.

markov is a HUGE blow, and schneider, i hear ya chado just remember that i am a fan of the absolute worst team in hockey, ohh wait 2nd worse. I have never endured a quebec/colorado season like this it is actually pathetic. i hope sakic comes back just 1 more year, and our GM giguere ? needs to GTF out.

He froze alright and yes Markov is the worst blow. He lead our team in points and he is a fucking defenseman. These doesnt even account for the little things he does defensively either that dont show up in the box score (i.e not letting Heatley stand in front of the net with 2 other Habs for a tap in LMFAO>. ) Yea dude I know we should still probably make the playoffs but I really wanted to get 4th or 5th to avoid playing one of the 3 top seeds and this game was a major blow at that chance. I dont see us winning both games on the road against the blue shirts and B's a split would be great and then end the season with a home win over the Pens. Fuck Grabovski for that hit on Markov what a pussy I want to drive down to Toronto and submit his ass...LMFAO>..

[MR Pain]

He froze alright and yes Markov is the worst blow. He lead our team in points and he is a fucking defenseman. These doesnt even account for the little things he does defensively either that dont show up in the box score (i.e not letting Heatley stand in front of the net with 2 other Habs for a tap in LMFAO>. ) Yea dude I know we should still probably make the playoffs but I really wanted to get 4th or 5th to avoid playing one of the 3 top seeds and this game was a major blow at that chance. I dont see us winning both games on the road against the blue shirts and B's a split would be great and then end the season with a home win over the Pens. Fuck Grabovski for that hit on Markov what a pussy I want to drive down to Toronto and submit his ass...LMFAO>..

submit him, that's a good one and i sure could teach you some if you don't know your own submissions. i did not know he was out because of a hit, that's the worst, and i do know how valuable markov is to your team. (remember i played goal, d-men were my friends, well, and my enemies sometimes) LOL

Flames looking real good brother and i have kipper starting in goal, i'm in the fantasy championship game and looking good with kipper's performance.

[MR Pain]

decided to throw out some picks for today, trying to warm up for the playoffs i guess.

Detroit -115 = WINNER

the sabres are all but out of the playoffs, even if they win their last 4 games they still need help from other teams.
sabres have only won 2 out of the last 17 matchups with the red wings, and only 1 matchup out of the last 7 at Buffalo.
red wings have won 6 of their last 7 road games outscoring opponents 29-14.

Montreal -150 = LOSER

montreal has won 3 in a row and are in 7th in the playoff race right now but only 3 points out of the 4 spot. over those last 3 games they have outscored opponent 15-4. montreal is 4-1-0 vs ottawa on the year. Halak is 2-1-0 witha 2.98 gaa in 3 starts vs ottawa. Auld is 0-2-1 with a 3.00 gaa vs montreal, all 3 starts were this year.

Calgary -210 = WINNER

The flames are in a race to win their division, the northwest and played a horrible division game last game against a team that they usually own, the wild, they lost 4-0 at home. Calgary looks to get the sweep of the L.A kings tonight, they won the first 3 games outscoring the kings 11-4. Calgary at home is 10-1-0 with 1 tie in the last 12 games vs the kings since 2002. Kipprusoff is 3-0 with a 1.33 gaa this year vs the kings witha 2-0 shutout last game. He is 12-5-1 with a 2.39 gaa lifetime vs the kings.

****PROP alexei kovalev has been very hot as of late for montreal, prop is alexei kovalev goals + assists -.5 +180. so if kovalev gets a goal or an assist it's a winner. = WINNER

Good Luck Everyone

3-1 on the night hitting the prop at +180 was sweet. hey chado what would my units be if everything was a 1 unit play. would it be something like +2.3 units ?

[mavskidd02]

3-1 on the night hitting the prop at +180 was sweet. hey chado what would my units be if everything was a 1 unit play. would it be something like +2.3 units ?

If you don't mind me answering, assuming everything was one unut. Yes in units, you were +2.3 units.

[Chado1]

3-1 on the night hitting the prop at +180 was sweet. hey chado what would my units be if everything was a 1 unit play. would it be something like +2.3 units ?

Detroit @ -115 = 1.15 to win 1 (up 1)

Montreal @ -150 = 1.50 to win 1 (down 1.50)

Calgary @ -210 = 2.10 to win 1 (up 1)

Kovalev @ +180 = 1 to win 1.80 (up 1.80)

1 (win) - 1.5 (loss) + 1 (win) + 1.80 (win) = 3-1 for +2.30 units..

[Chado1]

submit him, that's a good one and i sure could teach you some if you don't know your own submissions. i did not know he was out because of a hit, that's the worst, and i do know how valuable markov is to your team. (remember i played goal, d-men were my friends, well, and my enemies sometimes) LOL

Flames looking real good brother and i have kipper starting in goal, i'm in the fantasy championship game and looking good with kipper's performance.

Former piece of shit Hab that now plays for the Leafs Grabovski nailed Markov from behind late in the 3rd period when they were losing 6-2 on Saturday night when the game was already over. He has history of his dirty fucking play with the Kostitsyns and then he pulled this stunt on Saturday. He got a game misconduct and thrown out after it happened. Fucking piece of shit

[kbsooner21]

3 fcking guys standing all around Heatley on his first goal and not one of them ties him up. No Markov and no Schnieder defensively we are done. And now we play @ NYR and @ BOS both in which we will be underdogs there is a good chance Saturday night at home against Pittsburgh could determine whether or not we even make the playoffs depending on what NYR and FLA do. What a horribly deflating loss Halak nice fcking save on Heatley's wrist shot. Way to get out of your net and get square to the shooter and cut down the angle. Why the f-ck is Price still sitting flu or no flu you have been out since Thursday man up and get in goal when we need you. I am so pissed about that loss leading 2-1 midway through the 3rd and dont even get a point. So much for 4th or 5th now could potentially not even make it with 2 brutally tough road games to come. This pussy ass scrub motherfucking team has caused me more grief than ever this year. Just choke on these last 3 in and lose them in a row and put myself and Habs nation out of their misery seriously bunch of fucking cocksuckers...

This is seriously some of the funniest shit I've read on here in a while

[Chado1]

This is seriously some of the funniest shit I've read on here in a while

What can I say I bleed Habs brother...

[Chado1]

On a more positive note.. If we beat the Rangers tonight even if its in OT or SO and get the 2 full points we clinch a playoff spot!!!

[kbsooner21]

What can I say I bleed Habs brother...

It's so funny cause it's like it is myself talking. Some of the same exact shit I say about my teams