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The Pope goes to Texas
On tour in Texas the Pope decided to see the beach , after loading in his Pope-mobile he set out for the day . He was cruising the beach when he saw a awful commotion just off shore. A helpless man wearing a packers jersey was struggling to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the pope watched horrified , a speedboat came racing up with 3 men wearing vikings jerseys .
One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side . The other two reached out to help the bleeding man out of the water . Then using long clubs the three men beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat .
The Pope was so amazed he summoned them to the beach and said , " I give you my blessings for being such brave men " .... " I heard that there was bitter hatred amongst men but you have proved different " and now with my own eyes I have seen it !
As the Pope drove off , one of the men ask his buddies " Who was that ?"
It was the Pope one replied , he is in direct contact with God and has access to all of Gods wisdom .
Well , the harpooner said . He may have access to Gods wisdom , but he dont know a thing about shark fishing , hows the bait holding up , do we need another one ?
G.L.
***MMM***
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One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side . The other two reached out to help the bleeding man out of the water . Then using long clubs the three men beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat .
The Pope was so amazed he summoned them to the beach and said , " I give you my blessings for being such brave men " .... " I heard that there was bitter hatred amongst men but you have proved different " and now with my own eyes I have seen it !
As the Pope drove off , one of the men ask his buddies " Who was that ?"
It was the Pope one replied , he is in direct contact with God and has access to all of Gods wisdom .
Well , the harpooner said . He may have access to Gods wisdom , but he dont know a thing about shark fishing , hows the bait holding up , do we need another one ?
G.L.
***MMM***
:cool: :cool: :cool:
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